Week 8: Abominable

Norma Snockers HQ

Norma Snockers are still on top, resting on the shoulders of Sheep City who bleating away in second.  They are the first teams past the 100 point mark this season with the chasing pack not far behind.

What's that Shivam's Sneakers?  Only 6 points this week?  Yeah.  Only 6.

Only 6.

Manager of the Week is our foppishly fluffy feline friend, and current OFFL Champion, Lionel Larking.  He paw-swiped his team to a week's bowlful of 26 points and continues to mount his defence of the title.  Which has never been successfully defended in 15 years by the way.

Everyone stare at Minty Colquhoun, Adriana Chittelborough, Alun Edwards and Gavin Ward as they fall past you.  All plummet six places in the table. The Plummeting Humpty Numpties.

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And finally, we remember James Wyse, Manager of Didcot Academicals in 2000/2001 season, who died last month.  He was telling his usual terrible jokes to the very end.  Like this one...

What do you call a male cattle that's just swallowed some semtex?

A bomb in a bull.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       53.8 12 111
 2 Sheep City             Martyn Field        55.0 16 104
 3 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  6  97
 4 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 13  95
 5 Moobchester United     Jon King            54.2 10  93
 6 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 11  91
 7 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             55.0 18  88
 8 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          51.7 16  86
 9 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 20  84
10 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 11  79

11 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       54.1 13  78
12 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 20  77
12 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 13  77
12 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  8  77
15 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      55.0 22  73
16 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.1  8  72
16 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 20  72
16 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 13  72
19 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9 11  70
20 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  4  67
21 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  8  66
22 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 17  63
23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 20  62
24 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8  9  61
25 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 13  55
26 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 16  54
27 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  5  50
28 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.9  5  49
29 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8 12  48
30 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.4  6  46
31 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  8  45
32 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0 26  41
33 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 24  39
34 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  4  33
34 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.5 14  33




                          Week's Average Points        12
                          Total Average Points         68