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| Defence not doing its job |
Promising defensive reputations were torn to shreds this week as too many managers, optimistically scanning up and down their respective team sheets, see players register minus points.
For example, Alex Blundell's Moanchester gives their manager something to, well, moan about by giving away 7 whole points, pulling themselves to the bottom of the pile. All Hail The Chairman's Rob Ivison isn't feeling too cocky either as his sycophantically named team fall to joint tenth by losing 5 points.
In more encouraging news however, an amazing score of 20 points for ADFC helps Adriana Chittelborough to her first ever Manager of the Week certificate. Studmarks has been reassured that the much coveted and highly fictional certificate will hang invisibly on her parlour wall.
[Adopts cockney accent/gait...]
...Be lucky
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Norma Snockers FC Sarah Bingham 53.8 1 112
2 Sheep City Martyn Field 54.5 7 111
3 Shivam's Sneakers Shivam Mehta 54.9 2 99
4 Johnny's Heroes Sarah-Jane John 54.6 -2 93
4 Chi'Knees Czechers Jirka Opatrny 55.0 2 93
4 Inter Milandrover Smasher 55.0 5 93
7 Moobchester United Jon King 54.2 -1 92
8 Decimated Left Peg Neil Jukes 55.0 8 85
9 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.2 -1 83
10 All Hail The Chairman Rob Ivison 53.6 -5 81
12 Stay Poyet Stay! Nick Reed 52.2 5 77
12 Real McDrid Craig McHugh 55.0 11 77
12 Poyekhali Lester Clark 55.0 0 77
15 RS T-Boy Rick Beecroft 54.1 -3 75
16 Vonder Bramen Alan Betteridge 49.5 -3 74
16 The WWMC Steve Tierney 54.2 2 74
16 BM Mingmongs Neil McConaghy 54.7 1 74
16 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton 54.9 4 74
20 Pathetic Athletic Mark Weavers 53.7 0 72
20 Big Mally Malcolm Pratt 54.7 5 72
20 Woolyback Town AFC Guy Harewood 54.9 10 72
23 ADFC Adriana Chittelboro 54.9 20 69
24 Double's United Rachel Jones 54.8 4 67
24 Lashings of Cheese Chris Walsh 54.9 13 67
26 Phillham Filip Vejdovský 54.8 2 63
27 Upmintster United Minty Colquhoun 54.1 8 58
28 Freddie's Dreamers Francis Fox 55.0 2 57
29 Real Mannsdid Dan Manns 55.0 8 53
30 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.8 1 49
31 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 53.3 1 47
32 Pompey Puss Lionel Larking 55.0 -1 40
33 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.5 5 38
34 Wardy's Wanderers Gavin Ward 54.5 0 33
35 Moanchester Alex Blundell 54.8 -7 32
Week's Average Points 3
Total Average Points 71
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