Week 11: Good Sheep, Bad Schandau

While out on a scouting mission for German talent, Our Chairman did find himself having a steamy session with a naked Dresden girl.  The naked local, who was also sitting next to her hunked-up boyfriend in the Steam Room at Bad Schandau quickly and coolly left without so much as raising an eyebrow of complaint at the awkward British repression on show. And talking of British Repression, Sheep City's Martyn Field [cough, choke] has decided to score enough points to push his team on to the top spot with Ms Bingham.

Manager of the Week with a team's score of 13 points is Alun Edwards of Radnorshire Tigers.

Everybody stare at Mike Smears... minus five.  Tut tut.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       53.8  7 119
 1 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  8 119
 3 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 10 109
 4 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 11 104
 5 Moobchester United     Jon King            54.2  7  99
 6 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             55.0  2  95
 7 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 -3  90
 8 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0  4  89
 9 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2  9  86
 9 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2  3  86
 9 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  5  86

12 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6  3  84
12 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 12  84
12 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9 10  84
15 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       54.1  7  82
16 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  5  79
17 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  6  78
17 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  1  78
19 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  0  77
20 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7  2  76
20 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.9  7  76
22 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 -1  73
23 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9  5  72
24 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  4  71
25 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 -4  68
25 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8  5  68
27 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  9  67
28 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 13  60
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  3  60
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  6  59
31 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8 -2  47
32 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  6  46
33 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  3  36
34 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 -5  34
35 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  1  33




                          Week's Average Points         4
                          Total Average Points         76
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