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| Shivam can't believe his luck. |
This week's Highest Climbers, Phillham, jumped a massive fifteen places in order to leapfrog Czech rivals Chi'Knees Czechers. Managers Filip and Jirka will be providing the Eastern European challenge this year and, in between shifts working at the local tavern and hacking back the weeds on Our Chairman's estate, we can confirm that these staff are made of stiff stuff.
Manager of the Week this week is, once more, Shivam Mehta.
Indeed, despite knowing Sweet Football Association about the game, Shivam's Sneakers net a week's total of 39 points thus enhancing their promising opening few weeks of this season's OFFL. And making them the most hated team in the League.
Down thirteen places is Neil Jukes' Decimated Left Peg and look at that! Everyone look at Russia-bound Ashley Keeler. 1 point.
*Sniggerovski*
NB:
Due to Umpa Lumpa Trade Union negotiations, followed by a scouting trip to Africa, the OFFL will be suspended from 8th September to 22nd September. The @OFFLChairman thanks you for your patience.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Shivam's Sneakers Shivam Mehta 54.9 39 63
2 Johnny's Heroes Sarah-Jane John 54.6 30 52
3 Inter Milandrover Smasher 55.0 29 49
4 Sheep City Martyn Field 55.0 25 43
5 Moobchester United Jon King 54.2 19 42
6 The WWMC Steve Tierney 54.5 23 41
6 Norma Snockers FC Sarah Bingham 54.6 26 41
8 Big Mally Malcolm Pratt 54.7 21 40
9 RS T-Boy Rick Beecroft 54.7 15 36
10 Stay Poyet Stay! Nick Reed 52.1 25 35
11 Pathetic Athletic Mark Weavers 53.7 27 33
11 Phillham Filip Vejdovský 54.8 28 33
13 Upmintster United Minty Colquhoun 54.1 14 32
13 All Hail The Chairman Rob Ivison 54.5 17 32
13 Chi'Knees Czechers Jirka Opatrny 55.0 16 32
16 BM Mingmongs Neil McConaghy 55.0 15 30
17 Poyekhali Lester Clark 55.0 17 29
17 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 55.0 11 29
19 Moreton United Edgar Rayner 54.2 14 27
20 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton 55.0 16 25
20 Real McDrid Craig McHugh 55.0 11 25
20 Decimated Left Peg Neil Jukes 55.0 6 25
23 Vonder Bramen Alan Betteridge 49.5 13 24
24 Wardy's Wanderers Gavin Ward 54.5 7 23
25 Real Mannsdid Dan Manns 55.0 18 21
26 Double's United Rachel Jones 54.7 10 20
27 Lashings of Cheese Chris Walsh 54.9 10 19
27 Woolyback Town AFC Guy Harewood 54.9 9 19
29 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.4 11 13
30 Freddie's Dreamers Francis Fox 55.0 6 12
31 ADFC Adriana Chittelboro 54.9 6 11
32 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.2 1 9
Week's Average Points 16
Total Average Points 30
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