Monday, 5 September 2011

Week 4: Tumbleweed

You get weeks like this every once in a while.  Nothing scored by anyone.  Not a thing.

What's different about this week, however, is the number of real life transfers and player loans in the real Premiership world of reality.  No, really.  There were loads of them.  Might be worth checking out the Players List if you're getting twitchy about your current line up.  @RobIvison?

Forget ye not, any player already registered as playing for a club at the beginning of the season must stay allocated to that Premiership team.  Nasri, for example: he'll be listed as an Arsenal player all season.  Despite the fact that he'll be scoring hatfulls of goals for Manchester City.

Imagine the administrative nightmare were it not this way.  Hmm.  Well?

[Musical Interlude while imaginations start clunking into action]

[Sound of panting and wheezing drowns out Interlude Music]

Anyway, this may alter your tactics.  You can now enjoy a midfield of Silva MC, Barry MC and Nasri ARS.  All of them actually playing for Manchester City.

In the meantime, instead of befuzzling our older managers, like Mr Mike Smears for example, what we could do is have a pointless perusal at how popular your purchased platoon of players are...


Player Popularity
PIN Name       Team Freq
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383   Nani      MU   14
520 W Rooney    MU   12
120 J Hart      MC   11
164 L Baines    EVE  11
509 L Suarez    LIV  10
161 A Cole      CHE   9
239 B Hangeland FUL   8
363 D Kuyt      LIV   8
237 P Jagielka  EVE   8
487 D Bent      AV    7
247 V Kompany   MC    7
357 C Adam      LIV   7
337 F Malouda   CHE   7
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This leads us to wonder which team is the most 'popular' team in our league. 

Ug?

Yes, which manager has picked the prevalently popular players?

We can work this out by giving every player a score according to how many times they appear in the League's teams.  In other words, Nani gets a weighting of 14, Rooney 12, Hart 11, Baines 11 etc etc [see above table].  We then look at each team and add up the weightings for their players.

You know it makes sense...

Teams with the Most Popular Players Table
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                                            Value PointsPopular
#  Team                  Manager            (GBPm)  Tot Rating
--------------------------------------------------------------
 2 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John    54.60  52   93
 6 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham      54.60  41   86
30 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox        55.00  12   80
17 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby     55.00  29   79
 1 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta       54.90  63   78
 9 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft      54.70  36   78
20 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh       55.00  25   77
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher            55.00  49   76
19 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner       54.20  27   76
26 Double's United        Rachel Jones       54.80  20   75
27 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood       54.90  19   75
11 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský    54.80  33   74
20 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes         55.00  25   73
 8 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt      54.70  40   72
20 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton       55.00  25   71
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field       55.00  43   70
33 Irishpool              Mike Smears        54.50   0   70
 6 The WWMC               Steve Tierney      54.20  41   68
10 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed          52.10  35   67
13 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun    54.10  32   63
13 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison         51.70  32   63
13 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny      55.00  32   63
17 Poyekhali              Lester Clark       55.00  29   63
27 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh        54.90  19   63
11 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers       53.70  33   60
33 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking     55.00   0   60
 5 Moobchester United     Jon King           54.20  42   59
32 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler      54.80   9   58
16 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy     55.00  30   56
29 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards       54.40  13   53
23 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge    49.50  24   51
31 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro54.90  11   51
25 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns          55.00  21   39
24 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward         54.50  23   38

I don't quite know what we can conclude from that but we can claim that Johnny's Heroes is the most popular team.  Congratulations?  And Wardy's Wanderers is the most unique.  Congratulations also?  

I think.  

You make up your own mind.

Time to go.

By order of the omnipotent @OFFLChairman, the @OFFL is suspended for the next two full weeks.  @Studmarks will be back and posting after the 23rd September.

You bunch of right little smashers.

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