It’s not been an easy Summer what with normal Human Beings denied top flight football for months. It’s outrageous. No wonder the Chairman checks himself into the Betty Boothroyd Clinic for attention seeking addiction.It’s a pattern that repeats itself every two years. Soccerless Summer Syndrome is its popular moniker and it leaves its victims trembling, dribbling and bibbling like a baby.
And this is how we find Our Chairman.
Again.
Over the last week he’s been trying to pull himself together but it won’t be long before he realises the futility of such a ridiculous notion. With a band of merry Umpa Lumpas helping him dress each morning he’s been given clearance to return to his dingy little bedsit constituency where he’ll start to prepare for Government.
Well, OFFL government at least.
The Studmarks presses are being oiled up, the calculators re-batteried and the bacon sarnies have been ordered for the first morning of OFFL action on Monday. Yes, Monday.
Without or without any OFFL teams.
You will be turned into an Official OFFL twit [available here: twitter.com/OFFL] when your application to join this year’s League has been accepted.
http://offl.littlesmasher.com
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