Our Most Gracious Chairman has recently been complaining that the radio transmissions he intercepts from Interpol's communication frequencies have gone eerily quiet. It's a little hobby of his and has nothing to do with the little incident involving that Gibraltar Rock Ape and a packet of Nik-Naks last Spring.What makes it so galling for Our Chairman is that this particular law agency has been asking some pretty interesting questions about some of the OFFL members.
Apparently, leading up to the radio silence, intelligence was focussing on the Stag Do Tourist Hot Spot of Prague.
After some initial digging [on facebook.cz] by our Studmarks junior, Piotr, it seems that it has something to do with the OFFL's inevitable Knee-jerk Silly Season having already begun...
Such is the excruciatingly exuberant enthusiasm to ensure his colleague Rick Beecroft doesn't leave him behind in the table again this year, Russ Bielby - the self-proclaimed Rafa The Gaffa of the League - has indeed knee-jerked himself into a transfer market Can-Can by already using up a sixth of his allotted swap requests for the season.
Russ has rapidly ditched the annoyingly unpredictable Agbonlahor and the diminutive Russian-all-over-the-pitch Arshavin in a bid to also ward off any suggestion that his wife, the 'The Weakest Link Winning' Madame of Marketing, Sarah Johns.
So, it seems the RealSense boys are going to be at each others' throats again this season. Which is excellent news for the rest of us. But not so great for RS T-Boy's Stag 'Event' in Prague at the weekend.
Manager of the Week is Alex "Bloody Hell" Blundell. His Moanchester Onionited netted a massive+1 31 points to secure his Manager of the Week Certificate that won't be making its way to him by the first post. And no, he was never a real footballer.
Not like Danny Atkins.
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