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| Not that kind of 'whining' |
Radnorshire Tigers leap into the top ten this week by scoring a walloping 62 points earning Manager Alun Edwards a second consecutive and well-deserved Manager of the Week certificate. He joins Mike Smears in winning the most certificates [3] this season which really does question the already suspect relationship between number of certificates earned and League loftiness.
Argh, brush it under the carpet. Like the rest of this season's little anomalies.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 40 897
2 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 28 888
3 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 38 870
4 Pyeators Dave Clayton 49.9 25 841
5 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 20 820
6 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 41 808
7 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 42 801
8 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.2 27 787
9 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 50.0 62 787
10 Inter Milandrover Smasher 49.8 29 781
11 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 48.1 32 779
12 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 27 778
13 Suits You Sur-man Sarah Bingham 49.3 27 721
14 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 49.1 50 718
15 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 28 716
16 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking 49.2 25 713
17 Moobchester United Jon King 49.7 31 712
18 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 49.3 19 690
19 Irishpool Mike Smears 50.0 32 683
20 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 44.5 44 662
21 RockRollford United Edgar Rayner 48.0 16 646
22 Wardy's Wasters Gavin Ward 49.4 38 628
23 Sheep City Martyn Field 49.9 44 599
24 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 48.5 21 531
Week's Average Points 32.8
Total Average Points 744.0
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Inter Milandrover
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From: Smasher
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
OUT (at last)
Bailley
Pogba
IN
234 H Maguire
454 Sterling
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Chairman responds:
Too little too late. Idiot.
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Irishpool
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From: Mike Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Esteemed Mr President
This week I write in humility. I find Irishpool sliding down the OFFL, consequent on me taking my eyes off the proverbial ball while marvelling at Coventry’s epoch-making dismissal of a Premier league side in the FACup.
I wish to rectify this scandalous situation and so please be so good, Young Man, as to make the following transfers:
OUT
308 Trippier
436 Coutinho
578 Calvert-Lewin
604 Jesus
IN
252 Otamendi
441 Mané
583 Depoitre
625 Heung-Min.
And I expect you to ensure I resume my rightful place as Manager of the Century asap.
Yours respectfully
Brexit from Bassett
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Chairman responds:
Um, what was that about "taking eyes off the proverbial"?
You DO know that you already have 441 Mané, don't you?!
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Brighton Beautiful
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From: Karyn Meaden-Pratt
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
At the risk of making a massive mistake, please would you make some transfers for my lovely team? They have been working so hard, but I think they might do better in this formation… gah, here goes:
OUT Jesus 604, IN Firmino 596
OUT Stanislas 353, IN Gross 357
OUT Alderweireld 304, IN Bellerin 159
OUT Daniels 174, IN Monreal 169
OUT Van Dijk 283, IN Walker 254
Thank you.
xxxxx
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Chairman responds:
You're welcome. You may have just transferred yourself into "Contention". Though you do only have one transfer left.
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