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| Mr and Mrs Meaden-Pratt. Spooning. |
Meanwhile, Dave Clayton's Pyeators has snatched top spot back from Neil McConaghy's Neil's Diamonds re-creating last season's tussle for the Championship.
And after those two bland paragraphs, born of a failed search for inspiration, with which to leave you we apologise for yet another weekly waste of your time and ours.
But mostly ours.
Have a good week.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 43 277
2 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 23 260
3 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.9 46 259
4 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 31 258
5 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.9 63 233
6 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 49.6 40 229
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 28 229
8 Suits You Sur-man Sarah Bingham 49.3 37 227
9 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 51 224
10 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 47.7 35 218
11 Inter Milandrover Smasher 49.4 24 218
12 Moobchester United Jon King 49.9 40 215
13 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 26 209
14 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking 49.2 30 198
15 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 34 197
16 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 49.3 34 189
17 Sheep City Martyn Field 49.9 37 189
18 RockRollford United Edgar Rayner 48.0 33 184
19 Wardy's Wasters Gavin Ward 49.4 31 182
20 Irishpool Mike Smears 50.0 22 174
21 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 40.4 37 170
22 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 48.4 35 168
23 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 48.5 15 166
24 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 44.9 19 157
Week's Average Points 33.9
Total Average Points 209.6
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Brighton Beautiful
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From: Karyn Meaden-Pratt
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Deckchairs on the Titanic
Dear Mr Chairman Sir,
I do believe it’s time for a fiddle with my team again. Not in the sort of way we’ve been reading about in the papers recently, you understand. Don’t want to be accused of any of that sort of shenanigans. Just a bit shamed by how well my Lovely Husband is doing in the league and attempting to catch him up if I can.
Anyway, please could I have the following swapsies:
Pogba out, De Bruyne (445) back in – if that is allowed in The Rules. If I can’t transfer in someone I have already transferred out, please could I have Sterling (454) to replace Pogba instead. Basically, Pogba must go. Bad Pogba.
Sanchez out, Jesus (604) in. Lord knows, I need divine intervention.
Fingers crossed and all that.
Oooodles of ta,
xxxx
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Chairman responds:
You can't have de Bruyne. Not because you've had him before, you dirty cougar, but because he's too expensive for your team.
Sterling, on the other hand, is a more sterling choice, in the way that he's less Sterling. Yahgitmebro?
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Minty's Minions
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From: Minty Colquhoun
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
OUT
102 GK Martinez, E ARS 2.2
307 DF Rose, D TOT 4.1
441 MF Mane, S LIV 5.2
446 MF Delph, F MCY 3.0
576 ST Benteke, C CRY 5.3
IN
110 GK Ryan, M BTN 2.5
270 DF Lascelles, J NEW 3.1
528 MF Richarlison WAT 3.0
451 MF Sane, L MCY 4.9
627 ST Kane, H TOT 7.0
There.
That's better.
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Chairman responds:
Interesting. Bold. Courageous.
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