Friday, 19 May 2017

Week 40: West Spam United

Livercoolio's Transfer Requests
Unless a miracle hits the fan [depending on which team you manage] it looks like Mr McConaghy has the OFFL Championship 2016/2017 all sewn up.  18 points separate his Neil's Diamonds ahead of second place Inter Milandrover.  All ears cocked toward the gargling Fat Lady.

Dave Clayton and Ashley Keeler are joint Managers of the Week with a score of 32 points for Pyeators and It's A Snickers respectively.  What a way to go into the final week of the season.

Meanwhile, the blameless OFFL are embroiled in a transfers scandal involving Livercoolio being maliciously Spam Filtered out of submitting transfers by Google.  So if you've spotted an apparent glitch in the table please rest assured, Livercoolio are currently Fourth in the table with all appropriate points awarded.

And talking of transfers... none have been submitted by Moreton Rovers' Edgar Rayner meaning Smasher is in with a shout of winning the OFFL Cup.  How magnanimous of the singer from Loopy...

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OFFL Cup Final
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The Final takes place in Week 41

Inter Milandrover v Moreton Rovers
          Smasher   Edgar Rayner


   Inter Milandrover             Moreton Rovers
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GK P Cech        ARS   4.2   v   D De Gea     MU    4.3
FB K Walker      TOT   4.3   v   C Fuchs      LEI   4.2
FB L Baines      EVE   4.3   v   A Barragan   MID   3.5
CB G Cahill      CHE   4.5   v   J Collins    WH    3.8
CB A Williams    SWA   3.7   v   C Smalling   MU    4.5
MF R Snodgrass   HUL   3.5   v   J Cuadrado   CHE   4.7
MF E Capoue      WAT   3.3   v   J Wilshere   ARS   3.8
MF K De Bruyne   MC    6.5   v   A Ramsey     ARS   4.8
MF Pedro         CHE   4.8   v   R Mahrez     LEI   5.6
MF Z Ibrahimovic MU    8.0   v   D Sturridge  LIV   7.3
MF A Sanchez     ARS   7.6   v   S Aguero     MC    8.5

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T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       54.8 29 427
 2 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              54.7 23 409
 3 Epic Yellowz         Stanley/Kate Wilson  54.0 30 401
 4 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       54.8 20 401
 5 Dowds Farm Goblins   Nick Borrett         54.8 18 397
 6 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         54.5 32 395
 7 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           54.2 26 387
 8 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         54.9 22 376
 9 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         53.3 17 365
10 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        55.0  6 365

11 Irishpool            Mike Smears          54.2 20 361
12 Starpratt Mustgo     Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 16 356
13 Moobchester United   Jon King             54.7 15 354
14 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        54.7  8 354
15 Shutdown FC          Sam Reed             54.0 23 350
16 Big Girl's Blouses   Guy Harewood         54.6 13 348
17 Absolutely Fabregas  Sarah Bingham        55.0  8 344
18 Bourneslippy         Karyn Meaden-Pratt   54.8  9 342
19 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      53.9 21 337
20 Toby's Gang          Toby Larking         54.9 26 337
21 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         54.6 11 315
22 The Flying Geese     Mandy Noble          54.8 10 314
23 Guess Hughton        Nick Reed            54.3  7 310
24 It's A Snickers      Ashley Keeler        54.0 32 307
25 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward           54.6  5 267
26 Sheep City           Martyn Field         53.9  9 253
27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          53.7 24 248
28 Moreton Rovers       Edgar Rayner         55.0  1 184
29 Ali McMoist          Ali Larking          46.8  8 118
30 The Trumpeteers      Donald Trump         42.9  5  23


                        Week's Average Points       16.5
                        Total Average Points       324.8

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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Livercoolio
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   From: Russ Bielby
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Livercoolio Transfers


No time for words… life is manic… need to beat your cut off deadline !!
Enough said…

OUT
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CB 283 C Smalling CB MU £4.5
MF 408 S Mane MF LIV £5.0


IN
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CB 244 G Cahill CB CHE £4.5
MF 478 D Alli MF TOT £5.0


Kind Regards
Russell

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Chairman responds:
Alas, through no fault [probably] of the sender, these transfers were only able to be acknowledged this week.  And not Week 36 as they were meant to be.  Spam folder intrigue.


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