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| Neil's Excited |
Meanwhile at the top of the table... two weeks of results to go. 12 points in it. Is the gap too big? Yes, probably. Let's be honest. We can see Neil McConaghy fidget-spinning in excitement.
But what of The Cup?
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OFFL Cup
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Semi-Finals, RESULTS, Wk39
RS-TBOY 5 v 10 Inter Milandrover
Rick Beecroft Smasher
Dowds Farm Goblins 6 v 7 Moreton Rovers
Nick Borrett Edgar Rayner
The final is therefore between Inter Milandrover and Moreton Rovers. Moreton Rovers have 12 transfers left while Inter Milandrover have none. This means that Moreton Rovers can GUARANTEE a cup win if they can spot any player that is out injured for the rest of the season in Inter Milandrover's team. They just have to swap the entire team to copy that of Inter Milandrover's apart from the injured player and put in a cheaper replacement. Make sense? One manager hopes not.
Good luck to Eg Rayner in working it all out, if indeed he can be bothered.
Of course he can be bothered.
It's The Cup.
The Final takes place in Week 41.
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OFFL Cup Final
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Inter Milandrover v Moreton Rovers
Smasher Edgar Rayner
It's Second against Third From Bottom. Transfer deadline, Monday 1730 hours.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 54.8 2 398
2 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.7 10 386
3 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 54.8 6 379
4 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.0 6 371
5 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 2 368
6 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.5 -1 363
7 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.2 2 361
8 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 5 359
9 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 6 354
10 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 53.3 2 348
11 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.7 2 346
12 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.2 10 341
13 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 16 340
14 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 2 339
15 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 2 336
16 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 6 335
17 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.5 1 333
18 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.0 3 327
19 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 53.9 9 316
20 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 54.9 -1 311
21 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 4 304
22 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 6 304
23 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 2 303
24 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.0 10 275
25 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.6 1 262
26 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 7 244
27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 53.7 2 224
28 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 7 183
29 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 6 110
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 42.9 -2 18
Week's Average Points 4.4
Total Average Points 307.9
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Bourneslippy
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From: Karyn Meaden-Pratt
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Well hello there!
Do my eyes deceive me?! Have you fiddled the stats for me, or am I actually further up the table than My Old Man?!
Please could I transfer out Hopeless Holebas and replace him with Doing-Better Daniels (158 BOU), kind sir.
Toodles, big love Mr Chairman
xxx
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Chairman responds:
If I could give points for politeness and loveliness you'd be Top of the Table, Ma'am [all due respect to the Diamonds]. Consider it done. And shame about the timings of your email and this week's points. Oof.
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