Week 30: Gavin a Laugh

Seb's Blattered again

Seb Blattered Cod nudge themselves into the top ten this week AND earn a Manager of the Week certificate for their current boss Gavin Ward.  A modest week's netting of 10 points is what done it like and that, innit.  Closest rival to the certificate is Russell Bielby whose Livercoolio popped up into second - that's 36 points behind the Minioned One who, by the way, is getting cockier by the minty-minute...


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Conversely, someone who is becoming dickier by the minute is Ashley Keeler - so much so that last-placed Karyn Meaden's Bad Wolf United actually gained 4 points worth of ground on Keeler's It's A Snickers FC simply by scoring nothing. Not scoring. Zeroing.  Nothing.

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OFFL Cup
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Currently being fought are the following fixtures.  Up for grabs is the Louis Van Goooaal Biography.

ROUND TWO, Wk31

      The Flying Geese  v Radnorshire Tigers
     Inter Milandrover  v Livercoolio
    Moobchester United  v Ali McMoist
          Oak Hamsters  v Guess Hughton
               RS-TBOY  v Seb Blattered Cod
        Moreton Rovers  v Moanchester United
              Pyeators  v Neil's Diamonds
            Which Team  v Old Malcolm Academicals

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 50.6  0 313
 2 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  53.1  8 277
 3 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 -2 277
 4 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    55.0  4 270
 5 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.5  3 264
 6 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    53.5  6 257
 7 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.4  4 254
 8 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   52.7  3 246
 9 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 51.1  5 238
10 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      52.0 10 238
11 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  1 238
12 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    48.8  7 235
13 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     52.9  7 235
14 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.3  3 230
15 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8  0 222
16 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 -3 214
17 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.6  0 204
18 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.7  6 196
19 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     50.3 -2 192
20 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 -1 188
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   51.7 -4 143
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1  0 135


                              Week's Average Points     2

                              Total Average Points    230

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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau
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   From: Guy Harewood
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Oh Chair - chump,

Where's my mention as joint manager of the week?!!! Should I expect the certificate in the post?

Ray

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Chairman responds:
We ran out of paper last week.  Honest truth.

Will this make up for it? 



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