Week 27: Craig to the McRescHugh

When the creative juices begin to run a bit thin, we here at Studmarks tend to loosen our ties, put up our feet and sip loudly at a cup of locally-sourced crappuccino while listening to a soul-destroying phone-in on Radio 2.

If suicidal impulses don't develop from this point we're fairly confident we'll eventually get through it with our heads held high, our upper lip stiffened and our clothes still all on.  However, this week we were rescued from this Russian Roulette-like routine by Mr Craig McHugh.

Along with his final five transfers, Craig sent along a link to some video footage showcasing some rather marvellous football fans offering their team genuine help to score a goal.



In the meantime, the OFFL has had its season's highest weekly score.  Now only one point away from the 300 point mark, Minty's Minty's Minions have earned Minty the Manager of the Week certificate by scoring 53 points.  Yes, no sooner had Nick Reed's Guess Hughton starting hacking back her lead at the top of the table Miss Colquhoun thunders in another mammothian hit rate.

53 points,  Foof.

Oddly, with a score of 18, Craig McHugh's score is the week's lowest but thanks for the video anyway mush.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 50.6 53 299
 2 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 33 265
 3 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  53.1 44 254
 4 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    55.0 29 253
 5 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.4 39 248
 6 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.7 23 248
 7 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    53.5 43 245
 8 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   52.7 32 236
 9 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6 37 231
10 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 51.1 39 228
11 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      52.0 39 224
12 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     52.9 32 219
13 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    48.8 34 216
14 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.3 40 214
15 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 24 212
16 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 26 207
17 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.6 38 201
18 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 27 188
19 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     50.3 42 186
20 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5 18 186
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   51.7 34 149
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1 30 133


                              Week's Average Points    34
                              Total Average Points    220

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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Inter Milandrover
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   From: Smasher
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Re-Adjustment

G Johnson OUT
229 Ivanovic IN

D Silva OUT
555 Firmino IN

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Chairman responds:
Everybody's laughing at you.

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Real Mcdrid
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   From: Craig McHugh
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Mr Chairman - Please accept see my last 5 transfers - Homework done!!

Out:
121 J Hart
336 V Kompany
425 A Ramsey
624 A Sanchez
645 A Ayew

In:
138 P Cech 
356 T Alderweireld
575 M Ozil
684 S Aguero
603 H Kane

Hopefully they won’t be needing this - http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b03_1345152152

Take care sir…
Craig McHugh
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Chairman responds:
Thank you for the link.  I *actually* laughed out loud.  Actually.

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