Monday 25 May 2015

Week 41: And The Winners Are...

Russ Bielby and Alun Edwards are this season's Winners


OFFICE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2014/2015

Livercoolio, managed by Russ Bielby on a score of 392 points


OFFICE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE RUNNERS UP 2014/2015

RS-TBOY, managed by Rick Beecroft on a score of 383 points


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The OFFL Cup Final
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Result

Malcolmyouplaysobadly  11 v  14  Radnorshire Tigers
Malcolm Pratt                    Alun Edwards

OFFL CUP WINNERS: 

Radnorshire Tigers, managed by Alun Edwards


We have our OFFL Cup Winner!  And the Romance of the Cup is indeed very much alive.  Yes, twelfthly placed Radnorshire Tigers took on thirdly placed Malcolmyouplaysobadly and manager Edwards has finally left the defeated Pratt reeling with absolutely nothing to show for a season that had promised so much.

The Tigers finish the season in Eleventh, the Prattsters in Fourth.

The Quiz Book is yours Mr Edwards and it will be winging its way to you as soon as possible.

Malcolm, you leave with nothing.

And so, what of that League Table...?

Well our final Manager of the Week, Smasher, was overheard cursing and spitting "That Theo Thucking Thalcott" for 'What Could Have Been' after the Arsenal Midfielder's long-overdue hatrick had propelled Inter Milandrover into third place, 2 points behind the League Runners Up, RS-TBOY, and only 11 points behind confirmed Champions, Livercoolio.  Indeed time has run out on the rest of the league as Mr Bielby is crowned Champions for the second season running.

Congratulations, Russ.  A worthy winner and the first in OFFL History to have done it without having won a single Manager of the Week certificate all season!

A.

May.

Zing.

Worthy of note too, of course, is Lord Beaky of Beecroft.  Another Runners Up spot for the TBOYs to add to those achieved in 2009 & 2010.  Not that his colleague Bielby would ever dream of gloating about this fact.  Play nicely boys.  It's not beyond Our Most Gracious Chairman to fine you points for the beginning of next season.

If there is a next season, of course.

Thank you all for participating, please be thoughtful of the local residents as you leave here tonight and remember to stay safe on those roads out there.  You're all wonderful.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9  4 392
 2 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3 12 383
 3 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 19 381
 4 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4 11 376
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8  2 365
 6 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8 -3 361
 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8  1 340
 8 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       52.7  8 332
 9 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  4 330
10 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 11 326
11 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3 14 313
12 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  4 310
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9  6 303
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         54.3 11 296
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  6 279
16 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4  3 268
17 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6  1 267
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  0 259
19 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6  4 256
20 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 -4 249
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  6 242
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8 14 231
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  1 148
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7 -3 107


                             Week's Average Points      5
                             Total Average Points     296


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