Monday 18 May 2015

Week 40: Bielby Checks His Watch

Bielby Time
Blet Satters Mad Hatters have just won their manager, Miss Gavin Ward, a Manager of the Week certificate.  They scored an OK-but-not-devastating 12 points in the penultimate week of the season.  They hopped up a place in the table too.

Meanwhile, Russ Bielby is at the edge of his technical area, checking his watch, taking nervous sips from a drinks bottle and turning back to his bench every now and then.  We're in injury time and his Livercoolio are 17 points ahead of second place in the league. It's all but sewn up, miracling a bar or barring a miracle, whichever you prefer. 

One more week of results to come.

And while we await the inevitable...

OFFL Cup

FINAL

Currently In Play

Malcolmyouplaysobadly  v  Radnorshire Tigers
Malcolm Pratt             Alun Edwards

Both teams enjoy the services of Zabaleta, Sigurdsson and Diego Costa so that leaves the following to battle it out for Cup glory.

Malcolmyouplaysobadly           Radnorshire Tigers
              ClubValueTotal                ClubValueTotal
==========================  ============================
GK P Cech      CHE £4.4 13  GK T Courtois    CHE £4.4 16
FB S Coleman   EVE £4.5 26  FB L Baines      EVE £4.7 34
CB L Koscielny ARS £4.5 35  CB E Dier        TOT £3.8 -3
CB J Fonte     SOT £3.8 40  CB R Vlaar       AV  £3.4 10
MF K Mirallas  EVE £4.8 23  MF S Downing     WH  £3.9 10
MF M Sissoko   NEW £4.0  8  MF J Ward-Prowse SOT £3.6 17
MF R Sterling  LIV £4.6 39  MF J Colback     NEW £3.6 24
ST A Sanchez   ARS £7.4 64  ST H Kane        TOT £5.5  5



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9  4 388
 2 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3  8 371
 3 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4  2 365
 4 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8  5 364
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8 10 363
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 11 362
 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8 10 339
 8 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  9 326
 9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       52.7 12 324
10 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0  1 315
11 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  3 306
12 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3  3 299
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9 10 297
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         54.3  5 285
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  5 273
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6 -2 266
17 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4  3 265
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  3 259
19 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 -2 253
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 -2 252
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  1 236
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  8 217
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  8 147
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  0 110


                             Week's Average Points      4
                             Total Average Points     290
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