Manager of the Week is NOT Sarah Bielby. That is a fact. Read it. Take it on board people. It's like a new dawn or something. A New Christmas Dawn.
No it's not. She may not have nabbed the certificate but her Johnny's Heroes have snaffled Second place to her husband's First. This season is turning into a Bielby rout.
Happily, though probably initiating another cantankerous rant, the Manager of the Week certificate has actually gone to Mike Smears. His Irishpool score a massive 38 points pushing themselves into the lofty position of Fourth.
Oh Lofty, Michelle NEVER loved you.
OFFL Cup
Group Stages, So FarGroup A Value Wk20
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Inter Milandrover 54.2 35
Livercoolio 55.0 28
It's A Snickers 54.6 19
Group B Value Wk20
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Blet Satters Mad Hatters 54.6 25
Malcolmyouplaysobadly 54.8 19
Real Mcdrid 54.8 15
Group C Value Wk20
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Irishpool 54.8 38
A Bit Temperamintal 55.0 29
RS-TBOY 52.2 19
Group D Value Wk20
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Pyeators 55.0 23
Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil 50.0 21
Which Team 55.0 21
Group E Value Wk20
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Johnny's Heroes 54.0 33
Moanchester Disunited 52.1 26
Didcot Rovers 55.0 10
Group F Value Wk20
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The Flying Geese 54.2 30
Neil's Diamonds 54.1 24
Not In Your Mum's Forest 54.7 18
Group G Value Wk20
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Botley Yellow 51.7 24
Couldn't be Hyppia 54.6 24
Awesome Athletic 50.2 13
Group H Value Wk20
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Radnorshire Tigers 49.7 25
Moobchester United 51.7 23
Pedro's Plodders 46.7 9
One more week of this left and we'll know who's in and who's out.
Pedro's probably out, let's face it.
Well that's it for 2014, now you can go back to watching Mary Poppins. Or a repeat of the Big Bang Theory.
Or Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back.
Have a safe New Year.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Livercoolio Russ Bielby 55.0 28 201
2 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.0 33 196
3 Malcolmyouplaysobadly Malcolm Pratt 54.8 19 194
4 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.8 38 185
5 Which Team Rachel Jones 55.0 21 183
6 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 52.2 19 176
7 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 49.7 25 174
8 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.3 35 173
9 Not In Your Mum's Forest Sarah Bingham 54.7 18 167
10 Blet Satters Mad Hatters Gavin Ward 54.6 25 164
11 Botley Yellow Stanley Wilson 51.7 24 162
12 Moanchester Disunited Alex Blundell 52.1 26 154
13 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.2 30 154
14 Pyeators Dave Clayton 55.0 23 152
15 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.6 19 144
16 A Bit Temperamintal Minty Colquhoun 55.0 29 138
17 Couldn't be Hyppia Nick Reed 54.6 24 136
18 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 50.0 21 124
19 Moobchester United Jon King 51.7 23 124
20 Didcot Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 10 121
21 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 54.8 15 120
22 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 54.1 24 112
23 Awesome Athletic Adrian Bradley 50.2 13 81
24 Pedro's Plodders Pete Braithwaite 46.7 9 60
Week's Average Points 22
Total Average Points 149
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Angelina Jolie does not feature in this post. Neither does Emma Watson. Nor does Rihanna, Zoella, Tanya Burr, Robin Williams, men in nappies, mature women nor any other high ranking search engine terms.
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