Week 17: OFFL Cup First Round

Two examples of an inclination.

While Our Most Gracious Chairman considers another Christmas of inadequate present-giving and lonely hangovers, yet another Manager of the Week certificate flies up to Sarah Bielby.  Her Johnny's Heroes not only pooper-scooped 23 points this week but also scrambled up a steep four place gradient in the league.

Meanwhile, tumbling down that same gradient, plummeting five places - lowest faller for quite some time - is Inter Milandrover.  It's probably appropriate now to observe a minute's silence but we simply don't have the time.

Nor the inclination.

Russell Bielby increases his lead at the top of the table by 3 points.

Yes.  We HAVE all had enough of The Bielbys by now.

Not so Awesome Athletic *snigger*, 2 points.

The OFFL Cup

Group Stages, to be played over the Christmas period

Group A                       Value
  Livercoolio                   55.0
  Inter Milandrover             54.6
  It's A Snickers               54.9

Group B
  Malcolmyouplaysobadly         54.8
  Blet Satters Mad Hatters      54.6
  Real Mcdrid                   54.8

Group C
  RS-TBOY                       55.0
  Irishpool                     54.8
  A Bit Temperamintal           55.0

Group D
  Which Team                    55.0
  Pyeators                      55.0
  Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil          50.0

Group E
  Johnny's Heroes               54.9
  Moanchester Disunited         52.1
  Didcot Rovers                 55.0

Group F
  Not In Your Mum's Forest      54.7
  The Flying Geese              54.2
  Neil's Diamonds               54.1

Group G
  Botley Yellow                 51.7
  Couldn't be Hyppia            54.6
  Awesome Athletic              50.2

Group H
  Radnorshire Tigers            52.6
  Moobchester United            51.7
  Pedro's Plodders              46.7
 
Bottom placed teams get knocked out.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.8 21 162
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.8 18 154
 3 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    55.0 20 153
 4 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 17 138
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.9 23 136
 6 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7 13 134
 7 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   51.7 13 132
 8 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     52.6 14 131
 9 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          54.6  5 129
10 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6 20 127

11 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      54.8 14 127
12 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     55.0  6 119
13 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 12 111
14 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.7 14 108
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6 13 103
16 Moobchester United        Jon King         51.7  9  94
17 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.9 16  93
18 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8 17  92
19 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  55.0  8  90
20 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      48.9 16  89
21 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     55.0 18  89
22 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.1 11  70
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  2  54
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  5  44


                             Week's Average Points     13
                             Total Average Points     111
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