Monday 31 March 2014

Week 33: It Goes To Eleven is less than the difference between a husband and a wife

Not scoring as highly as the pre-season hopes suggested
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Manager of the Week is Dr Nick Reed. His Gone Poyet Gone scored a rather impressive 29 points helping Dr Reed to career up the hard-shoulder of the league motorway by beep-beep-beeping up three places.

Worthy of a mention is Mrs Bielby again. 25 points. A climb of two places. 168 points behind husband Russell. That's more than It Goes To Eleven's entire season total so far.

It's a funny ol' game, Saint. *Burp*.

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals, to be played in Week 36

RS-TBOY           v Livercoolio
Woolyback Returns v Pyeators II

Ah, [to the throbbing background theme of Survivor's Eye of the Tiger] Lord Beeky against the Bielby. It's a Derby in Derby*. Can the ever-fruitful Rick hassle the Russell? And Guy against Dave - tenth versus third. We really have sorted the boys [and girls] from the men [and women] haven't we?

Keep your eyes on the prize people. Eyes on the prize.

*They don't spend as much time Derby together as they used to.

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Good luck to Manager of It's a Snickers, Ash Keeler. Yet another season of abject failure has forced Mr Keeler to pack it all in and go and live in Australia [for a year/forever]. The shame was getting to him. We understand.

Only too well, as it happens.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.4  9 432
 2 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward      53.5 17 389
 3 Pyeators II                Dave Clayton    55.0 19 388
 4 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.5 18 383
 5 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     54.8 23 378
 6 Fattered Tanj              Sarah Bingham   53.4 17 356
 7 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   55.0 18 343
 8 Gone Poyet Gone            Nick Reed       54.8 29 331
 9 Tierney's Twonks           Steve Tierney   53.3 15 329
10 Woolyback Returns          Guy Harewood    54.9 19 325

11 1964 Prathletico Grande    Malcolm Pratt   54.4 13 322
12 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  55.0 15 314
13 Eggafield Rovers           Edgar Rayner    52.9  4 305
14 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    52.8 16 288
15 Lashings Of Cheese         Chris Walsh     54.4  9 286
16 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.0 16 277
17 Moanchester Ununited       Alex Blundell   55.0 13 273
18 Johnny's Heroes            Sarah Bielby    54.8 25 264
19 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    52.5 13 261
20 It's A Snickers            Ash Keeler      54.0  4 249
21 Botley Yellow              Kate Wilson     54.4 18 248
22 Mintal Institute           Minty Colquhoun 54.9  6 240
23 Mainly Bell Jam            Hercule Poirot  54.0 18 233
24 Moobchester Utd            Jon King        54.7 19 233
25 It Goes To Eleven          Tom Vamos       47.3 13 125


                              Week's Average Points    15
                              Total Average Points    302

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