Week 31: Domestic Abuse and the OFFL Cup Quarter Finals' Results

To husband hit
. 

Sarah Bielby Please Stand Up.  Now turn to your right and slap that League-leading husband of yours a thwack in the chops with your Manager of the Week certificate.

Thank you.

Speculation suggests that you came on top of him this week because it was his birthday.

*blush*

17 points suggest you just happened to have had a good week on the pitch.  Congratulations.  Now you can look forward to Eurovision [May 10th, don't forget].

Also of note, Kate Wilson's Botley Yellow jumped above Hercule Poirot's Mainly Bell Jam and rest more than 100 points above last place.

Hashtag Achievment.

RST-Boy continue to climb [one place] just as Mike Smears' Irishpool snatch fourth place from the flagging defending Champions Inter Milandrover.  Livercoolio are 60 points ahead of second place.

I mean, what's the point?

Ah, here we go...

OFFL Cup

ROUND THREE

           Mainly Bell Jam  6 v  9 RS-TBOY
           Gone Poyet Gone 10 v 14 Woolyback Returns
                Which Team  9 v 14 Livercoolio
   1964 Prathletico Grande  6 v 14 Pyeators II

Through to the semi-finals are Rick Beecroft, Guy Harewood, Russ Bielby and Dave Clayton.  Congratulations all.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.4 14 405
 2 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward      53.5  7 345
 3 Pyeators II                Dave Clayton    55.0 14 343
 4 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     55.0  9 327
 5 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.5  1 325
 6 Fattered Tanj              Sarah Bingham   53.4  6 320
 7 Woolyback Returns          Guy Harewood    54.9 14 305
 8 1964 Prathletico Grande    Malcolm Pratt   54.4  6 303
 9 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   55.0  9 296
10 Tierney's Twonks           Steve Tierney   53.3  7 295

11 Eggafield Rovers           Edgar Rayner    52.9  3 289
12 Gone Poyet Gone            Nick Reed       54.8 10 279
13 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  55.0 10 279
14 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    52.8  9 260
15 Lashings Of Cheese         Chris Walsh     54.4 11 257
16 Moanchester Ununited       Alex Blundell   55.0  6 252
17 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.0 11 250
18 It's A Snickers            Ash Keeler      54.0 10 235
19 Mintal Institute           Minty Colquhoun 54.9  4 235
20 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    52.5  9 229
21 Johnny's Heroes            Sarah Bielby    54.8 17 228
22 Moobchester Utd            Jon King        54.7  4 212
23 Botley Yellow              Kate Wilson     54.4 13 208
24 Mainly Bell Jam            Hercule Poirot  54.0  6 205
25 It Goes To Eleven          Tom Vamos       47.3  7 107


                              Week's Average Points     8

                              Total Average Points    271