Monday 30 December 2013

Week 20: Pillows of Points

Ash Keeler: not that he's a scatter cushion kind of person but his pillows have definitely been plumped this week

Manager of the Week, shockingly, is Ash Keeler with a score of 32 points plumping up his 'It's A Snickers' pillows. This over-performance has seen the Snickers snore up two places.  From twenty-second to twentieth. 

Current leaders, Livercoolio, have refused to comment on this new threat to their current lead. 

Also scoring well is Mr Edwards, after his team re-engineering marathon last week his Tigers netted 25 points, lifting his team two places away from penultimate wooden-spoonage.  Amazing what a bit of tinkering can do.

Meanwhile, halfway through the Group Stage of the OFFL Cup...

OFFL Cup

First Round, so far


Group A                       Value Wk20 Wk21 Total
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  Livercoolio                   54.4  21   0   21
  Eggafield Rovers              52.9  17   0   17
  RS-TBOY                       54.6  14   0   14
  Neil's Diamonds               53.8  12   0   12
  Botley Yellow                 54.4   8   0    8  
 
Group B                       Value Wk20 Wk21 Total
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  Radnorshire Tigers            52.5  25   0   25
  Inter Milandrover             54.6  19   0   19
  Blat Setter's Mad Hatters     52.5  18   0   18
  Moanchester Ununited          55.0  14   0   14
  Lashings Of Cheese            54.4  11   0   11  
 
Group C                       Value Wk20 Wk21 Total
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  It's A Snickers               54.0  32   0   32
  Fattered Tanj                 53.4  13   0   13
  Which Team                    52.8  12   0   12
  Moobchester Utd               54.7   8   0    8
  Tierney's Twonks              53.2   6   0    6   
 
Group D                       Value Wk20 Wk21 Total
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  Pyeators II                   55.0  22   0   22
  Mainly Bell Jam               54.0  18   0   18
  Mintal Institute              54.9  17   0   17
  1964 Prathletico Grande       54.4  14   0   14
  Real Mcdrid                   54.8  13   0   13 
 
Group E                       Value Wk20 Wk21 Total
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  Irishpool                     54.3  19   0   19
  Woolyback Returns             54.9  19   0   19
  It Goes To Eleven             47.3   5   0    5
  Johnny's Heroes               54.8   4   0    4
  Gone Poyet Gone               52.7   0   0    0

 
Are you nearly gone, Poyet, gone from the cup?




T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.4 21 268
 2 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.6 19 232
 3 Pyeators II                Dave Clayton    55.0 22 216
 4 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward      52.5 18 210
 5 Eggafield Rovers           Edgar Rayner    52.9 17 206
 6 Fattered Tanj              Sarah Bingham   53.4 13 206
 7 1964 Prathletico Grande    Malcolm Pratt   54.4 14 205
 8 Tierney's Twonks           Steve Tierney   53.2  6 198
 9 Woolyback Returns          Guy Harewood    54.9 19 197
10 Gone Poyet Gone            Nick Reed       52.7  0 179
11 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.8 12 174
12 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     54.3 19 166
13 Moanchester Ununited       Alex Blundell   55.0 14 166
14 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    52.8 12 162
15 Mintal Institute           Minty Colquhoun 54.9 17 158
16 Lashings Of Cheese         Chris Walsh     54.4 11 156
17 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   54.6 14 153
18 Moobchester Utd            Jon King        54.7  8 145
19 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    54.8 13 135
20 It's A Snickers            Ash Keeler      54.0 32 133
21 Botley Yellow              Kate Wilson     54.4  8 124
22 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    52.5 25 123
23 Johnny's Heroes            Sarah Bielby    54.8  4 121
24 Mainly Bell Jam            Hercule Poirot  54.0 18 118
25 It Goes To Eleven          Tom Vamos       47.3  5  35


                              Week's Average Points    14
                              Total Average Points    167

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