Monday, 16 December 2013

Week 18: Nappy Wearing Excitement of the OFFL Cup.

Inter 'Wearing Nappies' Milandrover:
It must be the excitement of the OFFL Cup
Just a reminder that your journey to OFFL Cup glory begins from this coming Monday [23rd] onwards - through till the New Year fixtures.  See last week's Studmarks [or the OFFL blog] for your group.  The bottom team of each group gets knocked out.

Nice to see, then, that so many of you have taken the time to put in some transfers.  Are you taking it seriously or something?  Must be the valuable prize on offer.  £12 on eBay.

And talking of the OFFL Blog, a quick skim over the page stats has revealed that the site has recorded well over 17,652 hits.  One post in particular has 3,497 hits - 3,000 more hits than most posts.  It's the one with the picture of the naked fat man relaxing on a couch.  We, here at Studmarks, will not be ignoring this lesson from here on in.

Russ 'Wild Sex Party' Bielby is this week's Manager of the Week with a score of 22 points, reaffirming his team's place at the revealing top of the League.  Big nippled Livercoolio have now stretched their lead over Inter Wearing Nappies Milandrover to 33 points.  Catchable.  Very catchable.  Not by Radnorshire Teasing Tigers, we wouldn't have thought...  No, this week Alun Edwards scored -4.  Boooo  bies.

Happy Christmas everyone.  Including you, Alun.

PS
Top Christmas Sausage Cooking Tip:  Prick them first.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.4 22 234
 2 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         52.8 21 201
 3 1964 Prathletico Grande    Malcolm Pratt   54.9  8 183
 4 Eggafield Rovers           Edgar Rayner    52.9 14 182
 5 Fattered Tanj              Sarah Bingham   54.2  7 182
 6 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward      52.1 19 181
 7 Tierney's Twonks           Steve Tierney   53.2 21 181
 8 Pyeators II                Dave Clayton    55.0 21 181
 9 Woolyback Returns          Guy Harewood    54.9  5 174
10 Gone Poyet Gone            Nick Reed       54.1 17 165

11 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  54.2  8 150
12 Moanchester Ununited       Alex Blundell   55.0  8 144
13 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     54.3 10 139
14 Mintal Institute           Minty Colquhoun 54.9  9 139
15 Lashings Of Cheese         Chris Walsh     54.4 16 138
16 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    52.8 18 137
17 Moobchester Utd            Jon King        54.7  5 137
18 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   54.6 10 136
19 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    54.8  5 120
20 Johnny's Heroes            Sarah Bielby    54.8  3 115
21 Botley Yellow              Kate Wilson     54.4  6 108
22 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    53.4 -4  97
23 It's A Snickers            Ash Keeler      54.0  4  97
24 Mainly Bell Jam            Hercule Poirot  54.0  6  92
25 It Goes To Eleven          Tom Vamos       47.3  6  32


                              Week's Average Points    10
                              Total Average Points    145

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