Week 23: The OFFL Chair

The Baby Chair

As The Chairman plays with the wrapping from his new 'Mini-Me' toy  - and searches the kitchen drawer for the batteries he thinks he needs for it - the League continues to rumble on.

Yet again, the Manager of the Week blanket goes to Dave Clayton.  His Pyeators colic up a large 22 nappies making him even more likely to overtake second car-seat any week soon and start challenging for Big Mally's crumpled ear, wonky toe on one foot and Number One spot.

Highest climber, albeit slowly and steadily whilst firmly gripping on to the handrail as his carer supports his ascent, is Mike Smears.  Irishpool heave themselves up four places.  Meanwhile, Chris Walsh pushes past the Rayner-Vamos debacle and is now third from bottom.  But will his strong weekly performances be enough to see him defeat this week's Manager of the Week in the next round of the OFFL Cup?

OFFL Cup

2nd Round, Fixtures

ROUND TWO

           Real Mcdrid     v    Irishpool
       Double's United     v    Olympilimps FC
     Inter Milandrover     v    Minted
       It's A Snickers     v    Multiple Scorgasms
       Neil's Diamonds     v    Livercoolio
       Johnny's Heroes     v    Moobchester United
                  WWMC     v    FC Maalcoma
    Lashings of Cheese     v    Pyeators

...to be payed in over Week 26.

Match of the Day 2013 Annual is up for grabs.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0 10 276
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.2 17 266
 3 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.9 22 261
 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      55.0 17 242
 5 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6  4 236
 6 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9  5 229
 7 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          53.0  8 218
 8 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.8  7 211
 9 Moobchester United     John King           53.5  6 205
10 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       53.4 10 197
10 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.7 11 197

12 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5 10 196
13 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1  4 192
13 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0  4 192
15 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.6 15 190
16 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6  8 188
17 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.1  2 170
18 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2 12 149
19 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.4 15 103
20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  7 102
21 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7  0  70


                          Week's Average Points         9
                          Total Average Points        194