Week 14: Won't remember it by tomorrow

Happy Birthday Mr Smears

As we leave the 9th consecutive week of FC Maalcoma's tenure at the top, we see that the Manager of the Week this week is Neil McConaghy and his Neil's Diamonds.  They score a rather large 21 points.

Last week's Highest Climbers, Real Mcdrid, become this week's Farthest Fallers, scoring -4 and falling down eight places, returning Mr McHugh to the lower echelons of the table. Meanwhile, Sarah-Jane John's Johnny's Heroes become this week's Highest Climbers by moving up six.

And finally for this missive, we at Studmarks would like to wish Manager Mike Smears a very happy birthday for this week [Thursday]. With more birthdays than anyone else in the league, we know he'll be struggling to remember it by tomorrow.  Still, we hope he has a marvellous day all the same.

If he's awake for any of it.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

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 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0 11 130

 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.2 16 118

 3 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.5 20 112

 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.9 21 111

 5 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5 19 104

 6 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0  7 100

 7 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6  7  99

 8 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9  5  98

 9 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5 15  97

10 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          53.0 11  92

10 Moobchester United     John King           53.5  6  92

12 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       53.7  2  91

13 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.5 14  90

14 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1 -4  88

15 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.9  5  81

16 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  6  72

17 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       52.4  8  71

18 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6  9  60

19 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7  2  43

20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4 -1  37

                          Week's Average Points         8

                          Total Average Points         89