Monday 5 November 2012

Week 12: After you, Mr Rayner

Tom Vamos: "After you, Mr Rayner"

Manager of the Week this week is, AT LAST, Mike Smears.  His group of young whipper-snappers managed to turn up early to the Post Office this week and pull off a pension-busting heist worth 18 points.

Congratulations Mr Smears. Subsequently, Irishpool have leapt into fifteenth place in the table which is, after all, far betting faring than globe-trotting Tom Vamos.  His recent absence from the UK, tottering around Japan, has been a noticeable distraction. In fact, West Vam have allowed Edgar Rayner's Moreton Rovers past them, into nineteenth, leaving Mr Vamos in last place.

"After you, Mr Rayner".

How polite.

In the meantime, Malcolm Pratt's FC Maalcoma are doing all they can to let everyone else catch up by scoring -3 points this week.  Not quite sure what Mr Beecroft's excuse is however.

Play on.
                         
By the`way, those functionaries at OFFL HQ would like to officially apologise to Dave Clayton.  Three Umpa Lumpa's are dead now because of him.  Ahem.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0 -3 114
 2 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.4  7  89
 3 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        53.6 15  88
 4 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9  4  87
 5 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.2 14  86
 6 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       53.7 11  85
 6 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5  8  85
 8 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0  2  84
 9 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5  9  83
 9 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.9  9  83

11 Moobchester United     John King           54.7 10  80
12 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          52.6  5  79
12 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1  7  79
14 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.9  0  72
15 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.5 18  68
16 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  3  63
17 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       52.4 -3  53
18 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6  5  51
19 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  5  37
20 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7  0  33


                          Week's Average Points         6
                          Total Average Points         74
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