Monday, 24 September 2012

Week 06: Pelaton

Malcolm Pratt's over-the-shoulder view.  Say it: "Pelaton".

What do you mean a couple of weeks behind?  How dare you?

No, YOU shut up.

Manager of the Week this week is Malcolm Pratt again. But this week his FC Maalcoma have notched up a massive 27 points to put themselves 14 points ahead of the pelaton.

And lo, a word that was unknown to Studmarks before the Olympics has been seemlessly absorbed into the OFFL vocabulary.

Pelaton.

Pelaton.

Go on, have a pop at it.  Swill it around your mouth and try it out for yourself.

Pelaton.

That's right.

Pelaton.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       54.8 27  69
 2 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.1 17  55
 3 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5  6  51
 4 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0 15  47
 5 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.6 10  45
 6 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          52.6 12  42
 7 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.4 17  41
 8 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5  5  38
 8 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.9  9  38
10 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.7 11  35

11 Moobchester United     John King           54.7 13  33
12 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             53.7  6  31
13 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7 11  29
13 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9  8  29
15 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4 12  22
16 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.8  7  17
17 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.8  6  15
18 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6  5  13
19 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  3   9
20 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.9 15   8


                          Week's Average Points        10
                          Total Average Points         33


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