Week 32: Chasing Norma Snockers

Norma Snockers

Inter Milandrover's constant pursuit of Norma Snockers shows Smasher greedily closing in on the lovely Ms Bingham.  If you listen carefully you can hear him huffily breathe on his already-cupped hands to warm them in anticipation.

And while Smasher tries to be a top boy, It's A Snickers do nothing to quash the rumours that manager Ashley wants to be a Bottom Boy as he decides to change his team around the very week they score a healthily enormous score of 24 points.

Manager of the Week this week again... is Alun Edwards.  With some very Gylfull tactics he's pushed his team into a 36 point weekly haul. That's mahoosive.  Well, it is for most of you.

Inter Milandrover is chasing

And finally, we, here at Studmarks, have noticed that all top ten teams have tip-toed past the 300 point mark. And when one considers that last season's Champions won the League with 422 points, this season must be coming to an end soon.  Surely?

Rick Beecroft.  Eye. Ball. The. Off.




T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 19 386
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             53.2 28 369
 3 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.4 13 342
 4 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 18 341
 5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        53.8 15 330
 6 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.7 36 322
 7 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  8 318
 8 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8 22 317
 9 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 19 314
10 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.1 12 305

11 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8 12 304
12 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  6 299
13 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 27 298
13 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          55.0 23 298
15 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 16 287
16 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 10 282
17 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 13 280
18 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 12 278
19 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 22 277
20 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3 12 274
21 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4 18 264
22 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  9 259
23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 15 256
24 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 13 249
25 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 11 248
26 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  1 245
27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 11 237
28 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.0 10 235
29 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  8 222
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 20 219
31 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 14 214
32 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 15 208
33 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  3 199
34 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9 24 196
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5 11 180




                          Week's Average Points        15
                          Total Average Points        275
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