Week 36: OMG

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Fat Mal's MalcademicalsMalcolm Pratt       52.8 16 370
 2 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.4  9 366
 3 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      53.2  5 364
 4 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.2  6 351
 5 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.6 23 340
 6 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        53.3 11 334
 7 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.9  1 333
 8 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             53.7 13 326
 9 Budleigh Salterton FC  Ashley Keeler       54.6 16 321
10 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       54.6  6 318
11 Marmaduke's Army       Edgar Rayner        54.9  7 309
12 Sheep City             Martyn Field        55.0 13 299
13 Salad Dodgers          Sarah Bingham       53.5  8 297
13 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.9  0 297
15 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 10 288
16 Wymondham Wanderers    Steve Tierney       52.7 12 287
16 Moanchester Utd        Alex Blundell       55.0 12 287
18 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         54.9 13 279
19 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          52.2 15 277
20 Dube Stars FC          Khumbula Dube       54.1 10 274
21 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.5 11 270
22 Nuttingham Florist     Andy Straw          52.2  6 269
23 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.5  7 264
24 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        52.9  3 228
25 Menarepigs3            Kate Wilson         54.2  9 211
26 Just One Finger Albion Paddy Mirams        54.2  5 207
27 Double's Utd           Rachel Jones        54.4  3 199
28 Mintal Disorder        Minty Colquhoun     52.7  6 180
29 Moobchester United     Jonathan King       54.9 12 179
30 West Vam               Tom Vamos           54.8 13 158




                          Week's Average Points         9
                          Total Average Points        282
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O. M. G. As they* say.

Like a boxer on acid rapidly slapping the maize ball training thingy, Fat Mal is fighting as hard as his lardy bingo wings will allow without causing him too much chaffing. His Malcademicals barge through to the front of this ever-changing race for the League title with a very healthy score of 16 points.

Only six points seperate the top three.

Pratt, Harewood & Larking: OFFL Law firm fighting for the top

Meanwhile, Stay Poyet Stay! - now rid of the bind that is 'watching Brighton get promoted to the Championship' - are putting in a late challenge for the Double. Surely not. They can't. Can they?

With only a few weeks to go Mr Reed'll need a few more Manager of the Week certificates to bridge that 30 point gap. Won't he? Yes, this week's certificate goes to Stay Poyet Stay! manager Nick Reed for the impressive 23 point week's haul.

In the background, the sound of a ukulele being tuned is pinging around the room.

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* Awful, awful, awful people.


OFFL Cup Semi Finals
Will take place in Week 38 so the following teams need to get their transfers in NOW.

Sheep City, Salad Dodgers, Real Mcdrid, Stay Poyet Stay!

The draw will take place later on this week and will be announced on twitter.com/OFFL.