Week 24: Skirt chasing and hairy hands

When our, somewhat old-fashioned, Chairman sees lovely ladies whiz past him in the street he often tends to get a gee on himself, particularly if the accelerating lady is wearing a skirt.

Not that 'chasing skirts' features as one of his pastimes, you understand. And neither does it feature in his past times, of course.

Nor is it anything to be ashamed of quite frankly, it's just a strange weakness for a man of his abilities. Indeed, no sexism here, I'm glad to say. That is until we look down the list of team names bustling about the lower echelons of the league.

Richard Keys takes food from a woman

Yes, what is this 'Menarepigs3'? Hm? No complaints, it's true, have been directly received about this gender generalising nom de guerre. And no assertions have been made about the manager's ability to describe the offside rule, of course.

However, no sooner have Andy Gray and Richard Hairy Hands been outed for their rather adolescent-like bloke-banter [and no sooner has fellow underachieving female manager Rachel Double whizzed past her] our own little sexy 'sexist', Kate Wilson, has decided to get a gee on herself. Not that she needs to prove anything to anyone. The little poppet.

Yes, Manager of the Week certificate goes to Kate for steering her 'boys' to a week's total of 24pts.

Fat Malcademicals retake the lead and stretches their lead, with Woolyback Town, over the chasing skirt pack.

Everyone look at Steve Tierney as he sucks air through his teeth at the abysmal -2 his team scored this week.

Everyone. Stare at him.