Week 22: Vamossian Exit

Tom Vamos waited till three weeks ago to enter his crack team of West Vammers. Why? Well, of course, it was the only way he knew he could be sure of poaching and pinching the peerless players in each position who've proven themselves to have popped in most points this season so far.... in time for the opening of the OFFL Cup.

Mr Vamos tried hiding

Such opportunistic behaviour is designed to snatch the coveted cup from under the bloodied noses of the regular week-in, week-out stay-hards.

In the words of Jar-Jar Binks... "How Wude".

Indeed, after the first week of the Qualifying Round, West Vam sat atop their Group with a smugly self-satisfied and sneeringly snobbish snigger - happily bathing in the assumption that the following two weeks would merely confirm qualification.

It will therefore be with much garrulous schadenfreude that the news of West Vam's failure to pull enough points to push through to the second round will be met by the rest of the league's managers

And while the bitter mob of early league entrants angrily gather round the cowering supine body of Mr Vamos, his eyes spinning, his nose bloodied, arms flailing, Moobchester United's Mr Jonathan King tip-toes out the back door with a mop of the brow and a clutch of the mooby chest.

Managers of the Week this week are Sarah Bingham and Chris Walsh, managers of Salad Dodgers [Qualified] and Lashings of Cheese [Failed to Qualify] respectively, by notching up an impressive 19 points apiece. A mere 20 points now separate the top seven places. It's, surely, the most open Championship in years.