Week 19: Happy Christmas Again

Alas, when god was handing out the 'I love Mince Pies' badges he pinned Our Chairman's on his chest so hard that he went through to pierce the skin. He hasn't been able to take to them ever since, which only increases his penchant for railing against them at every opportunity.

So, it was with Double Chocolate Yule Log that Two Wise Men came abearing in order to convince the Chairman to let them enter their teams into the league, in time for the OFFL Cup Competition.

And so we welcome Tom Vamos and Jonathan King. No, not that Tom Vamos.

Indeed, West Vam are back in the league after a coupole of years away [in the lower leagues] newcomers, Moobchester United, await their first bit of electronic abuse.

Meanwhile, the Manager of the Week certificate is charitably doled out to Gavin Ward. His team scored a massive 6 points [snigger]. But will that sort of form be enough to see his Wardy Wanderers qualify for the next round of the cup?

You don't have to answer that right now.