...it is now

The final day of the season and an assist from Steven Gerrard carries Alun Edwards' Radnorshire Tigers those crucial two points further ahead of RS T-Boy. Just as the portly lady begins her x-factor audition.

And that's it.

Apart from the ashamed collective silence as it becomes clear that you don't have to be thin and pretty with a wide white smile to be able to sing. But you do have to be thin and pretty with a wide white smile to be able to judge those who aren't thin and pretty with wide white smiles etc etc

Basically, there's no more time left for Rick Beecroft to push on to his second League Championship.

No more time for the T-Boys.

Indeed, having led the table since Week 14, sharing top spot only thrice - with Inter Milandrover [twice] and Radnorshire Tigers [once] - Mr Beecroft's team looked set to own the bragging rights of the Derby OFFL contingent. But a stunning last two months from Alun Edwards's Tigers enabled Mr Edwards to enjoy an OFFL Cup Final and this most close of League Victories.

The League Championship. Is Yours. Mr Edwards.

And while Rick Beecroft stands there, blinking vacantly, he can't quite form the words required to whole-heartedly congratulate the Dennis Taylor to his 1985 Steve Davis. Meanwhile, the rest of the OFFL Managers rush up to shake hands with the last minute winner of the most prized prize in fantasy football.

Well done Mr Edwards, well done.

Cue stylistic montage of season highlights played over a pompous operatic performance of Puccini.

And while that plays out, relegated to a ticker tape style scrolling information bar at the bottom of the screen we see that the Manager of the Week is Andy 'Having another beer on another indeterminate hotel balcony with the Mrs now let's post it up on You Tube' Straw. His Nuttingham Florist scored a playing-for-nothing 17 points. At the wrong end of the table, Gavin Ward managed to keep just above David Manttan's Two-Oh-Ten relegating him to a season in the sin bin next year. Perhaps.

Well, this has been marvellous. Do hang around for the free canapés and cheap wine we've laid on for you. Thanks for coming. And we'll see you next year, yeah?