Week 25: Premier League Transfer Window Shuts

A massive week's score of 39 points lands Neil Jukes the Manager of the Week certificate. His team, Decimated Left Peg, climb into fourth spot.

Meanwhile, as the Premiership transfer window slams shut we take a look to see how many of our managers are taking the opportunity to scoop up the bargains. Players who have switched Premiership clubs, don't forget, retain their original club's status for OFFL selection requirements. I.e. Robbie Keane, now of Tottenham, started the season as a Liverpool player and will remain so till the end [of the season].

Well, we wouldn't want an Administrative Nightmare to unfold would we? As it is, certain Wildcat Strike literature was found tucked under a dungaree pocket-sized jar of orange hair gel in one Umpa Lumpa locker.

Troubled times indeed.