Week 25: Cup Knockout Results

For some, the cup has lost much of its romance. For others, well, they haven't been knocked out yet. They're still in with a chance of winning the Shoot Annual.

And while Dennis Wise joins Kevin Keegan in the Newfarcical United set-up [pictured right] we can see that, just as comically, Gavin Ward has become Manager of the Week.

Yes, 38 points gained by Gavin's Marauding Metatarsals means that his team are also highest climbers by clawing up the table seven places. David Brentford FC, however, drunkenly slam against a wall and fall down six before falling into a deep snore-filled sleep.

It's going to hurt in the morning.

OFFL Cup

Round Two, Results

Bangkok Burn FC	37	v	9	Jordan United
Decimated Left Peg	27	v	23	Inter Milandrover
Alfletico Madrid	23	v	38	Marauding Metatarsals '07
Tat Mucker	4	v	21	Radnorshire Tigers
FC Pratto	15	v	34	Wonka FC
Big Mac's Mingmongs	25	v	15	Wife #3
Dube Stars FC	5	v	24	Windmill United
Top of the Norm	13	v	31	Livercoolio
Lionel FC	37	v	11	Muffins Revenge
West Vam	20	v	14	Straw Bucharest
RS T-Boy	25	v	12	Better Late Than Never!
Abeerden	31	v	12	Moanchester Disunited
Irishpool	18	v	23	TriumphAnt
David Brentford FC	4	v	25	Johnny's Heroes
Waldron's Wanderers	27	v	18	Sheep City
Al-Quaida	11	v	28	Olymping Macdrid

The big hitters seemed to have survived, apart from Inter Milandrover whose nail-biting defeat to Neil Jukes's Decimated Left Peg has left the fantasy world agog. Likewise Tom Vamos's West Vam's progression to the next round.

Congratulations therefore to: Guy Harewood, Neil Jukes, Gavin Ward, Alun Edwards, Neil Keefe, Neil McConaghy, Chris Walsh, Russell Bielby, Lionel Larking, Tom Vamos, Rick Beecroft, Steve Tierney, Ant Reeves, Sarah-Jane John, Matt Waldron and Craig McHugh