Week 02: Panic Pogging

You lift your left leg up...

We, here at Studmarks, are suffering from Second Week Malaise Syndrome.  You've probably heard of it, we suspect.  There's been a nasty bout of it going around.

So here we go...

Manager of the Week is Dave 'Second Place' Clayton.  Indeed, Dave's Pyeators scored 61 points this week and while in the old days that would have been e-nor-mungus, we're still not quite sure how very big that really is, are we?

The bigger news is, perhaps, that we have our first transfer submission.  Dr Nick 'Hair Trigger' Reed has broken the seal on the OFFL transfer market by PANIC-REMOVING Pogba from his Pogboom, which can't be right, can it?  Surely the only reason behind Pogboom's very existence is Monsieur Pogba's presence, non? And how many other nervous managers will follow?  All 7?

Terrible situation.

In the meantime, here's our current Top FOUR Favourite Players...
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PIN NAME     TEAM £M  TEAMS
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196 Alonso, M CHE 4.3  13
606 Lukaku, R MUN 6.6  12
443 Salah, M  LIV 4.5  11
627 Kane, H   TOT 7.0   9

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 61  111
 2 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.4 53  102
 3 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 52   98
 4 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 57   89
 5 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.9 46   89
 6 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 35   88
 7 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 48.2 52   87
 8 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 35   80
 9 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 46   76
10 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 36   76
11 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    48.4 44   74
12 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       49.6 45   72
13 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.6 37   70
14 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.9 38   68
15 Moobchester United   Jon King             49.9 34   68
16 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 41   65
17 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 32   65
18 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         47.7 31   60
19 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         44.9 38   59
20 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 24   57
21 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          40.4 32   54
22 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      48.4 34   54
23 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 27   53


                        Week's Average Points         40.4

                        Total Average Points          74.6