Week 37: Arise Lady Karyn

Karyn Meaden: third from bottom

SHE'S DONE IT!

After languishing at the base of the League Table for so long, Karyn Deborah Meaden has finally hoofed herself up to the lofty position of third [from bottom].

While Karyn's Bad Wolf United's score of 9 was enough to leapfrog the backwards-moving Moanchester United it was not enough to clinch a Manager of the Week certificate.  That honour is shared between Guy Harewood and Neil McConaghy.  Guy's Com-a mawhatsit and Neil's Diamonds both scored 18 points.  This has lifted both teams in the League, Guy into second and Neil into ninth.

And talking of Second Place, only 14 points separate seventh from second.

Meanwhile, the Semi-Finals of the OFFL Cup have commenced.  The OFFL Cup Winner will receive a biography of a Dutch manager who has been favourite for the sack all season - Louis Van Goaaaal.

But which teams are embarrassing themselves with their unashamed clamouring for it?

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OFFL Cup
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Semi Finals, Week 38

Radnorshire Tigers v   Inter Milandrover
Alun Edwards                     Smasher

RS-TBOY            v  Moobchester United
Rick Beecroft                   Jon King


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 50.6 13 389
 2 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    53.5 18 352
 3 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  53.1 13 351
 4 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    55.0  4 349
 5 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 10 340
 6 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.4 12 340
 7 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         53.1 12 338
 8 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   52.7 12 311
 9 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.3 18 307
10 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 51.1 13 304
11 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    50.6  8 299
12 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  8 292
13 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     52.9  7 285
14 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      52.0  3 281
15 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.7 17 281
16 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8  7 277
17 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.6  9 270
18 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 15 270
19 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     50.0  6 253
20 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1  9 205
21 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 -1 201
22 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   51.7  3 169


                              Week's Average Points     9
                              Total Average Points    293