The Poorest Gag of the Studmarks Season So Far |
According to his wife, Christine, he's been sitting up in bed joking with the nurses. In case he relapses, it mustn't be mentioned that he has to share the certificate with Guy Harewood, whose 'Bird Is The Word' inspired 'Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau' also scored 20 points this week.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to OMG Chairman, the order he barked to the governess of his two sired mini-mes was taken a little too seriously by Newcastle's Chairman Mike cAshley: The Governess couldn't decide which pushchair to retrieve from the boot of the Rolls so he flippantly blurted "Get the MacLaren out!". And the rest is history.
Eat your heart out Henry II.
And that's about as good as it's going to get for this week. It's now up to you to press the big red button in front of you that'll turn your 'The Voice'-like throne around in acceptance of yet another poorly warbled-out Studmarks.
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OFFL Cup
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Quarter Finals
To be played over Week 35
Radnorshire Tigers v Neil's Diamonds
Alun Edwards Neil McConaghy
Which Team v Inter Milandrover
Rachel Jones Smasher
RS-TBOY v Guess Hughton
Rick Beecroft Nick Reed
Moobchester United v Moreton Rovers
Jon King Edgar Rayner
Louis Van Goaaal WANTS YOU to read his biography.
Scratch that - the AUTHOR of the Louis Van Goaaal biography WANTS YOU to read his autobiography on Louis Van Goaaal. It's about Louis Van Goaaal apparently.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 50.6 14 360
2 Pyeators Dave Clayton 55.0 13 312
3 Inter Milandrover Smasher 52.6 14 308
4 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 53.1 9 308
5 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9 6 306
6 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood 53.5 20 299
7 Moobchester United Jon King 54.4 11 297
8 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 52.7 9 282
9 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6 11 266
10 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 51.1 10 264