We shall wait till our father gets home for the punishment, yes.
NOW can we have our Beano please, Mum?
Manager of the Week this week is Jon King. His Moobchester United scored a wobblingly chubbing 21 points pushing his Moobs up firmly into sixth. Not a bad platform for this week's transfers, eh Mr King?
And OFFL Cup News... Genuine prize in the offing for OFFL Cup this year, as donated to the cause by a current manager who wishes to remain blameless - Ali McMoist's. The autobiography of the current Manchester United Manager, Louis Van Goal. Brand new copy and everything. Unfingered. Unsoiled. And for those who have received their OFFL Cup Winners prizes in the past: Unbelievable.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 49.8 19 162
2 Pyeators Dave Clayton 53.9 11 142
3 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.8 20 132
4 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9 18 126
5 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood 52.1 20 117
6 Moobchester United Jon King 54.6 21 117
7 Old Malcolm Academicals Malcolm Pratt 54.8 15 117
8 Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 54.3 12 115
9 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.7 7 113
10 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 52.2 4 108
11 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 55.0 9 107
12 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6 16 106
13 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 54.9 11 100
14 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 53.9 12 97
15 Which Team Rachel Jones 53.3 9 94
16 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.2 3 91
17 Irishpool Mike Smears 52.0 13 85
18 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 11 76
19 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 51.5 12 75
20 Oak Hamsters Steve Tierney 51.3 9 67
21 It's a Snickers FC Ashley Keeler 49.6 0 58
22 Bad Wolf United Karyn Meaden 53.7 2 54
Week's Average Points 11
Total Average Points 102
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau
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From: Guy Harewood
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
'Ey up,
Out Redmond - In Coutinho 459
Out Fonte - In Smalling 342
Ta,
Ray
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Chairman responds:
You're welcome.
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For Monday 23rd November...
Pyeators
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From: Dave Clayton
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Hi Mr Chairman sir,
I've had a sneaky tip about an up and coming hot talent and i'd like to get him in my side before anyone else jumps on the bandwagon!!! Can you please transfer;
Payet 558 Out - Mahrez 445 In
Cheers
Dave.
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Chairman responds:
This is sensible transferage like I've never seen.
And if anyone's never seen it, it's me.
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Moobchester United
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From: Jon King
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Transfers
Hi Chair,
Hope all is well with you.
Every week I think I must transfer out Luke Shaw, and sure enough, every week on a Monday evening I think blast I've forgotten to do transfers again. This week though I have remembered. So here they are:
Out:
129 Fabianski
275 Shaw
440 Montero
In:
189 De Gea
264 Walker
445 Mahrez
Regards,
Jon
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Chairman responds:
You're shaw about Luke Sure, aren't you? And FlappyHandski? Of course you are. Time to climb [the table]!
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Minty's Minions
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From: Minty Colquhoun
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Ey, up
Out Payet - In Coutinho 459
Out Benteke - In Kane 603
Ta,
Mint
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Chairman responds:
You and Guy Harewood use the same PR Agency don't you?
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