Week 26: OFFL Cup Second Round Results

Ken Wood: mostly modest about his Moobs

Manager of the Week this week is the delightfully affable Ken Wood - a current employee of the kitchen appliance giant Jonking.  His Moobchester United scored a necessary 9 points which saw his team of wobble-chested under-achievers safely through to the next round of the ...

OFFL Cup

Second Round Results

Radnorshire Tigers       3  v  0  Moanchester Disunited
Alun Edwards                      Alex Blundell

Couldn't be Hyppia       2  v  6  Johnny's Heroes
Nick Reed                         Sarah Bielby

Blet Satters Mad Hatters 5  v  2  Pyeators
Gavin Ward                        Dave Clayton

Inter Milandrover        5  v  6  The Flying Geese
Smasher                           Mandy Noble

Moobchester United       9  v  5  Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil
Jon King                          Chris Walsh

Irishpool                6  v  6  Livercoolio
Mike Smears                       Russ Bielby

A Bit Temperamintal     -1  v  7  Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Minty Colquhoun                   Malcolm Pratt

Not In Your Mum's Forest 5  v  0  Botley Yellow
Sarah Bingham                     Stanley Wilson

Second placed Livercoolio crash out of the Cup thanks to an inferior Points per Pound ratio - fellow Liverpool fan and cantankerous OAP Everyman, Mike Smears, kicks the one-time title favourite Bielby in the shins before legging it away from the tie loudly singing You'll Never Walk Alone.

Meanwhile, Malcolmyouplaysobadly's Malcolm Pratt cruises past the marvellously marvellous marvel of womanhood Minty Colquhoun as her A Bit Temperamintal scores -1.

Congratulations then to both Sarahs, to Alun, to Gavin, to Mandy, to Jon, to Mike and to Malcolm.

Commiserations to the rest of you failures.

The prize for this year's OFFL Cup winner is Dave Blake's Football Fans Quiz Book.  It's in hardback.  And temporarily out of stock on Amazon.  So there.