Monday 3 November 2014

Week 12: Snicked it

Ash Keeler Goes Large this week
It's A Snickers has skilfully developed an enviable record of consistency over the last few years.  Yes, it's one of abject underachievement and disastrous manoeuvring in the transfer market but it is consistent. Manager Ash Keeler, currently scouting for boys in Australia [for his "youth academy"], has never asked much from life, ignoring the beard trimmer he got last Christmas.  But this week, it seems his desire for success has been tickled.  A fortuitous week has seen his Snickers kick and nick the pick of the week's points.

Tick.

17 points earns Mr Keeler the Manager of the Week Certificate for Week 12.  Congratulations to him.  His team have moved up two places into nineteenth.  May the push for the title gather momentum.

It's going to need it.



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.8 15 114
 2 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.8 11 111
 3 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    55.0  9 101
 4 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 14  99
 5 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          54.6  6  98
 6 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   51.7 14  92
 7 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     55.0  4  92
 8 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     53.2  1  88
 9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6 10  87
10 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7  8  87

11 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      54.4  6  85
12 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 10  81
13 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.9  8  75
14 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.7 11  69
15 Moobchester United        Jon King         51.7  2  68
16 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  3  61
17 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6 16  57
18 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      48.9  1  56
19 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.9 17  56
20 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  55.0  9  55
21 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     55.0  3  55
22 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  4  42
23 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7 -1  35
24 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.1 10  29


                             Week's Average Points      7
                             Total Average Points      74
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