Week 09 & 10: Whingers and Losers

Wholly Moses

After watching Swansea Manager, Gary Monk, have a pop at both the match referee and a certain Stoke City player 'who brought back the tablets from Mount Sinai [allegedly] three and a half thousand years back', Studmarks HQ are reminded that there's a time and a place for a bloody good moan.

For Sarah Bingham, the time is not now and the place is not here.  She is this week's Manager of the Week.  Congratulations.  Her Not In Your Mum's Forest scored a flourishingly fecund 24 points - and that was without Sergio Aguero in her team.

This score also makes Ms Bingham the Highest Climber this week.  Indeed, breathtakingly whizzing past each other in the table is she and lowest descender Alex Blundell.  Proof that, and as is always the case, when goals are scored by one team they are, sadly, also conceded by the other.  In this case, the week's Premiership results have elevated Ms Bingbong up seven places and demoted Mr Blunbong seven places.

If the Chairman's personal call log is anything to go by, Mr Blundell has been desperately trying to get through to submit some verbal transfer requests in the hope of arresting his team's decline.  Too bad OMG Chairman has so many so many of his own Press Conferences to attend.  Either that or the Moanchester Manager just wants a bloody good moan.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.8 19  91

 2 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.8 19  89

 3 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          54.6  7  83

 4 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    55.0 19  83

 5 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 10  80

 6 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     53.2 -1  78

 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7 24  76

 8 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     55.0  7  74

 9 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      54.4 12  72

10 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6 14  68

11 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   51.7  4  66

12 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.9 15  66

13 Moobchester United        Jon King         54.5  7  65

14 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 -5  62

15 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8 -4  58

16 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.0 -2  50

17 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     55.0  0  50

18 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      48.9 -3  43

19 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  55.0  3  36

20 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  2  35

21 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6 11  34

22 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2 -2  30

23 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.9  4  27

24 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.1 11  11

                             Week's Average Points      7

                             Total Average Points      59