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| I blame the parents |
And talking of personal hygiene problems we can see that Mr Bielby has stretched his lead at the top of the table again. This week sees his Livercoolio push ten points further ahead of second place Inter Milandrover who are loosening their grip on the Championship with every passing week.
Meanwhile, Manager of the Week this week is Lord Beeky McBeek of Rickcroft. We mean Rick Beecroft, of course. His RST-Boy netted 18 points which, while boast-worthy, lifted him NO PLACES in the league.
So, we're well over half way into the season. Let's take a little look at the teams with the most transfers remaining...
OFFL Transfers Remaining, Week 23
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Lge Transfer
PosTeam Manager Value Pts Remain
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14 Moanchester Ununited Alex Blundell 55.0 190 12
17 Mintal Institute Minty Colquhoun 54.9 177 12
21 Moobchester Utd Jon King 54.7 157 12
22 Botley Yellow Kate Wilson 54.4 139 12
23 Mainly Bell Jam Hercule Poirot 54.0 134 12
24 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.8 134 12
7 Woolyback Returns Guy Harewood 54.9 234 10
9 Eggafield Rovers Edgar Rayner 52.9 229 10
16 Which Team Rachel Jones 52.8 185 10
25 It Goes To Eleven Tom Vamos 47.3 62 10
6 1964 Prathletico Grande Malcolm Pratt 54.4 240 9
20 It's A Snickers Ash Keeler 54.0 160 8
8 Tierney's Twonks Steve Tierney 53.4 233 7
11 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.8 208 7
15 Lashings Of Cheese Chris Walsh 54.4 186 7
1 Livercoolio Russ Bielby 54.4 311 4
4 Pyeators II Dave Clayton 55.0 256 4
5 Fattered Tanj Sarah Bingham 53.4 252 3
18 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 52.5 167 3
19 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 53.0 164 3
2 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.1 265 2
10 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.3 223 2
13 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 53.9 203 2
12 Gone Poyet Gone Nick Reed 54.8 207 1
3 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters Gavin Ward 52.5 256 0
Have a good weekend, all.
Tinkety Tonk.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Livercoolio Russ Bielby 54.4 14 311
2 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.1 4 265
3 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters Gavin Ward 52.5 15 256
4 Pyeators II Dave Clayton 55.0 15 256
5 Fattered Tanj Sarah Bingham 53.4 13 252
6 1964 Prathletico Grande Malcolm Pratt 54.4 12 240
7 Woolyback Returns Guy Harewood 54.9 5 234
8 Tierney's Twonks Steve Tierney 53.4 13 233
9 Eggafield Rovers Edgar Rayner 52.9 1 229
10 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.3 15 223
11 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.8 10 208
12 Gone Poyet Gone Nick Reed 54.8 5 207
13 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 53.9 18 203
14 Moanchester Ununited Alex Blundell 55.0 8 190
15 Lashings Of Cheese Chris Walsh 54.4 3 186
16 Which Team Rachel Jones 52.8 6 185
17 Mintal Institute Minty Colquhoun 54.9 2 177
18 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 52.5 11 167
19 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 53.0 10 164
20 It's A Snickers Ash Keeler 54.0 11 160
21 Moobchester Utd Jon King 54.7 0 157
22 Botley Yellow Kate Wilson 54.4 7 139
23 Mainly Bell Jam Hercule Poirot 54.0 3 134
24 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.8 4 134
25 It Goes To Eleven Tom Vamos 47.3 3 62
Week's Average Points 8
Total Average Points 198
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Blat Setter's Mad Hatters
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From: Gavin Ward
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Champions league here I come.
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Chairman responds:
Ummm. Ah.
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Tierney's Twonks
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From: Steve Tierney
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Another transfer
Hello Chairperson
Can I make another swap please.
OUT
160 Ivanovic CHE
IN
159 Cole CHE
FB FB CHE CHE CHEAP CHEAP
Thank you
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Chairman responds:
Of course you can my darling man.
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Blat Setter's Mad Hatters
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From: Gavin Ward
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
All hail the Chairman.
I tried hard not to spend so early in the season, failed. Tried keeping the numbers down in each transfer sweep, failed. Tried really hard not to will the ball into the back of my own team's net to gain another 3 Suarez points and now feel conflicted and dirty. This game is evil.
Please could you swap 589 ST L Remy for 544 ST S Aguero
I will now look away for the rest of the season as the temptation to plead for more transfers may embarrass us both.
Goodbye.
Yours faithfully, etc, etc
Arnie Schwarzenegger
NO chance of a free "you spent so well" transfer prize, right?
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Chairman responds:
You might get to win the "You're Spent" prize, perhaps. And you're not the only OFFL Manager punching above their weight. Nick Reed should also be flouncing around the lower leagues, spraying out his rubbish transfer requests all over the gaff. Shame on you both.
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