Week 23: Bielbliboos

I blame the parents
 

Not that OMG Chairman has been spending too much time with his Mini-Me goggling at "The Cbeebies" or anything but if a parent is going to be judged by their offspring then there is no way He'd want to be meeting those of the Tombliboos. Awful people, surely.  Uncouth, free-thinking, liberal oiks with personal hygiene problems, at a guess.

And talking of personal hygiene problems we can see that Mr Bielby has stretched his lead at the top of the table again. This week sees his Livercoolio push ten points further ahead of second place Inter Milandrover who are loosening their grip on the Championship with every passing week.

Meanwhile, Manager of the Week this week is Lord Beeky McBeek of Rickcroft.  We mean Rick Beecroft, of course.  His RST-Boy netted 18 points which, while boast-worthy, lifted him NO PLACES in the league.

So, we're well over half way into the season.  Let's take a little look at the teams with the most transfers remaining...


OFFL Transfers Remaining, Week 23
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Lge                                                   Transfer
PosTeam                       Manager        Value Pts Remain
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14 Moanchester Ununited       Alex Blundell   55.0 190   12
17 Mintal Institute           Minty Colquhoun 54.9 177   12
21 Moobchester Utd            Jon King        54.7 157   12
22 Botley Yellow              Kate Wilson     54.4 139   12
23 Mainly Bell Jam            Hercule Poirot  54.0 134   12
24 Johnny's Heroes            Sarah Bielby    54.8 134   12
 7 Woolyback Returns          Guy Harewood    54.9 234   10
 9 Eggafield Rovers           Edgar Rayner    52.9 229   10
16 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    52.8 185   10
25 It Goes To Eleven          Tom Vamos       47.3  62   10
 6 1964 Prathletico Grande    Malcolm Pratt   54.4 240   9
20 It's A Snickers            Ash Keeler      54.0 160   8
 8 Tierney's Twonks           Steve Tierney   53.4 233   7
11 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.8 208   7
15 Lashings Of Cheese         Chris Walsh     54.4 186   7
 1 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.4 311   4
 4 Pyeators II                Dave Clayton    55.0 256   4
 5 Fattered Tanj              Sarah Bingham   53.4 252   3
18 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    52.5 167   3
19 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.0 164   3
 2 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.1 265   2
10 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     54.3 223   2
13 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   53.9 203   2
12 Gone Poyet Gone            Nick Reed       54.8 207   1
 3 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward      52.5 256   0
 
 
Have a good weekend, all.

Tinkety Tonk.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.4 14 311
 2 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.1  4 265
 3 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward      52.5 15 256
 4 Pyeators II                Dave Clayton    55.0 15 256
 5 Fattered Tanj              Sarah Bingham   53.4 13 252
 6 1964 Prathletico Grande    Malcolm Pratt   54.4 12 240
 7 Woolyback Returns          Guy Harewood    54.9  5 234
 8 Tierney's Twonks           Steve Tierney   53.4 13 233
 9 Eggafield Rovers           Edgar Rayner    52.9  1 229
10 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     54.3 15 223

11 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.8 10 208
12 Gone Poyet Gone            Nick Reed       54.8  5 207
13 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   53.9 18 203
14 Moanchester Ununited       Alex Blundell   55.0  8 190
15 Lashings Of Cheese         Chris Walsh     54.4  3 186
16 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    52.8  6 185
17 Mintal Institute           Minty Colquhoun 54.9  2 177
18 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    52.5 11 167
19 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.0 10 164
20 It's A Snickers            Ash Keeler      54.0 11 160
21 Moobchester Utd            Jon King        54.7  0 157
22 Botley Yellow              Kate Wilson     54.4  7 139
23 Mainly Bell Jam            Hercule Poirot  54.0  3 134
24 Johnny's Heroes            Sarah Bielby    54.8  4 134
25 It Goes To Eleven          Tom Vamos       47.3  3  62


                              Week's Average Points     8
                              Total Average Points    198

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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Blat Setter's Mad Hatters
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   From: Gavin Ward
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Champions league here I come.

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Chairman responds:
Ummm.  Ah.

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Tierney's Twonks
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   From: Steve Tierney
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Another transfer

Hello Chairperson

Can I make another swap please.

OUT
160 Ivanovic CHE

IN
159 Cole CHE

FB FB CHE CHE CHEAP CHEAP

Thank you

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Chairman responds:
Of course you can my darling man.

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Blat Setter's Mad Hatters
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   From: Gavin Ward
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

All hail the Chairman.

I tried hard not to spend so early in the season, failed. Tried keeping the numbers down in each transfer sweep, failed. Tried really hard not to will the ball into the back of my own team's net to gain another 3 Suarez points and now feel conflicted and dirty. This game is evil.

Please could you swap 589 ST L Remy for 544 ST S Aguero    

I will now look away for the rest of the season as the temptation to plead for more transfers may embarrass us both.

Goodbye.

Yours faithfully, etc, etc
Arnie Schwarzenegger


NO chance of a free "you spent so well" transfer prize, right?

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Chairman responds:
You might get to win the "You're Spent" prize, perhaps.  And you're not the only OFFL Manager punching above their weight.  Nick Reed should also be flouncing around the lower leagues, spraying out his rubbish transfer requests all over the gaff. Shame on you both. 

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