Week 36: OFFL Semi-Finals

Gavin Ward and Minty Colquhoun:
biting back at a lacklustre season

Manager of the Week this week is Chris Walsh, his Lashings of Cheese, who were cruelly knocked out of the OFFL Cup in an earlier round, scored a high and mighty 28 points.  In spite of the much cherished MotW certificate to balm his wounds it is, ultimately, another trophy-less season for this member of the highly competitive Real-Sense stable.

Real Mcdrid and Neil McConaghy:
not exactly baring their teeth at each other

Meanwhile, biting back at a lacklustre season so far... both Gavin Ward and Minty Colquhoun [Olympilimps FC and Minted, respectively] are rattling their sabres at each other by making team changes ahead of their forthcoming OFFL Cup Semi-Final clash. Intriguingly, however, the other Semi-Finalists, both OFFL Cup winners from the past two years: Craig [2011 Winners] and Neil [2012 Winners], have demonstrated a toothless approach to their own fixture.  Not exactly baring their teeth at each other.


And has the weekend's jaw-dropping [and quickly jaw-closing-again-on-soft-flesh] controversy involving a certain uncontrollably violent Uruguayan set off an avalanche of team kick-outs?  Well, not really.  Two, so far.

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals, being played now.

         Minted   v   Olympilimps FC
Minty Colquhoun       Gavin Ward

    Real Mcdrid   v   Neil's Diamonds
   Craig McHugh       Neil McConaghy

Stay tuned with the OFFL facebook or twitter pages for score updates and latest news.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.7 22 412
 2 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       54.0 17 397
 3 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.0 10 391
 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      55.0 18 384
 5 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6 26 381
 6 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.8 21 353
 7 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          55.0 24 346
 8 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.6 24 343
 9 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9 14 327
 9 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.6 22 327

11 Moobchester United     John King           53.5 16 322
12 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8 17 301
13 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0  7 297
14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5 14 293
15 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1 19 287
16 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.1 21 276
17 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6 10 264
18 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.6 28 259
19 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  7 206
20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  4 152
21 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7  5  83


                          Week's Average Points        16
                          Total Average Points        304