Week 31: OFFL Cup Results

NORM_N COLL_ER: M_Y HE RES_ IN _EACE

Without further ado we chicken-walk over to the...

OFFL Cup

Third Round, results

Week 31

 Olympilimps FC    9  v  0  Johnny's Heroes
     Gavin Ward             Sarah-Jane John

         Minted   12  v 11  Multiple Scorgasms
Minty Colquhoun             Sarah Bingham

 Neil's Diamonds   6  v  5  Lashings of Cheese
  Neil McConaghy            Chris Walsh

     Real Mcdrid  10  v  8  FC Maalcoma
    Craig McHugh            Malcolm Pratt


This round has produced the closest fought fixtures of any round of any season so far. Apart from Olympilimps' mauling of Johnny's Heroes - none of THEM received a hero's welcome we can confirm. None of them none of them n-n-n-n-none of them n-n-n-n- etc etc.

Pitched against any other opponent and her Scorgasms would have erupted through to the next round but Bingham was beaten by the better bint: Mint.  And with her Minted's weekly score of 12 pts, Ms Colquhoun also wins the Manager of the Week certificate to boot.  Congratulations Ma'am.

Meanwhile, poor Chris Walsh.  A season in tatters.  On a mission to win the cup and Neil's Diamonds carat-ee chop him off in his prime.  Gone too are one time League favourites FC Maalcoma, and good Mcdriddance.  Defeated by two points by the former Cup winners Real Mcdrid, of course.  S'what was being referred to by the 'Mcdriddance' thing.  Made that up.  Just for you.  You lucky people.

SO!

We have the semi-final teams all decided.  Congratulations to: Gavin Ward, Minty Colquhoun, Neil McConaghy and Craig McHugh.  One of you will receive this year's OFFL prize... the Match of the Day 2013 Annual.

And you WILL receive it.  Trust me.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.7  7 367
 2 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0  8 350
 3 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        55.0  7 349
 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      55.0  6 343
 5 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6 11 338
 6 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          55.0  9 307
 7 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9  8 300
 7 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.8  6 300
 9 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.6  9 295
10 Moobchester United     John King           53.5 11 290
11 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.6  2 282
12 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  4 267
13 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0 12 264
14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5  0 249
15 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1 10 244
16 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.1  5 229
17 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6  5 225
18 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.6  5 202
19 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  0 178
20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  5 138
21 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7  5  78


                          Week's Average Points         6
                          Total Average Points        266