Week 25: Bum Not Included

Bum Not Included

TOE, LEG, HIP, RIB, ARM, JAW, LIP, GUM, EYE, EAR.  BUM NOT INCLUDED.

And while you consider, in amazement no doubt, that list of 10 three-letter body bits we, here @Studmarks, slip past you with all the information of this week's comings and goings.

In the real world, the Premiership transfer window has thudded shut while ours remains firmly open [mainly due to a rusty hinge and an ever-watchful father who assertively reminds anyone in the vicinity in his own bellowingly forceful way NOT TO TOUCH IT, in spite of the draught].  This might explain our mini-McFlurry of transfer activity of late.

It does not, however, explain why Big Mally is trying to break the rules by asking for three Arsenal players to play for his FC Maalcoma.  A Steward's Enquiry has been launched.  Like a battleship.

Meanwhile, Big Dave Clayton's Pyeators nick into second at last and Big John King claims a Manager of the Week certificate by netting a marvellous 36 points for his Moobchester United.  If the Moobs score like that again next week they'll be through into the Third Round of the OFFL Cup, for sure...

ROUND TWO

Being played this week, Week 26

           Real Mcdrid     v    Irishpool
          Craig McHugh          Mike Smears
          
       Double's United     v    Olympilimps FC
          Rachel Jones          Gavin Ward
          
     Inter Milandrover     v    Minted
               Smasher          Minty Colquhoun
               
       It's A Snickers     v    Multiple Scorgasms
         Ashley Keeler          Sarah Bingham
         
       Neil's Diamonds     v    Livercoolio
        Neil McConaghy          Russ Bielby
        
       Johnny's Heroes     v    Moobchester United
       Sarah-Jane John          John King
     
                  WWMC     v    FC Maalcoma
         Steve Tierney          Malcolm Pratt
         
    Lashings of Cheese     v    Pyeators
           Chris Walsh          Dave Clayton





T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0 23 314
 2 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.9 27 290
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.2 15 281
 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      55.0 17 264
 5 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6 21 262
 6 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9 22 254
 7 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.8 18 240
 8 Moobchester United     John King           53.5 36 239
 9 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          54.7 24 234
10 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.7 27 227

11 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.6 18 213
12 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       53.4 15 212
13 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0  6 203
14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5  6 202
15 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1  9 200
16 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6 -1 187
17 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.1 12 178
18 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  9 158
19 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.4 29 128
20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4 15 117
21 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7 -2  68


                          Week's Average Points        16
                          Total Average Points        212
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