Week 38: The Penultimate Week

Good grief it's tight. With a mere 7 points in it, Inter Milandrover have just one more week to secure-clasp the title from Norma Snockers FC.  Cunningly, I'll say that again: cunningly, manager Smasher seems to have used up his last transfers to bring in as many of the Knockers' team as possible.  But will this dastardly trick work?  Only the final week will tell us.  Only 7 points in it.


After the miserable performance of his favourite team in the FA Cup final on Saturday [no, it really wasn't a goal] Russ Bielby comforts himself with a thumb in his mouth [his] and a crinkly cuddle-up to his second Manager of the Week certificate of the season. His Livercoolio scored a large, large, large 30 points. 


Meanwhile, Russ's friend and Real-Sense representative, the reprehensible Chwis Ralsh's Lashing of Cheese jumps into the top half of the table by climbing five places into fifteenth.  Nice one.


And so, what have we here...?


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The OFFL Cup FINAL


Shamone Muddy Funksters   v   BM Mingmongs
Dave Clayton                  Neil McConaghy


These two teams are 5th and 7th respectively and only have three players in common.  G Bale TOT, R Van Persie ARS and S Aguero MC.


So, these are the players battling it out, position for position. 


Shamone Muddy Funksters   Lge Pos:  5   BM Mingmongs      Lge Pos:  7
Dave Clayton                   Points   Neil McConaghy         Points
---------------------------Val   New    ---------------------Val  New
PIN Pos  Name          Team (M) Total   PIN Pos Name    Team (M) Total
-------------------------------------   ------------------------------
110 GK P Cech           CHE 4.8   6  v  119 GK J Reina   LIV 4.2  14
187 FB D Simpson        NEW 3.3   0  v  185 FB J Enriqu  NEW 3.4  11
148 FB B Sagna          ARS 4.3   0  v  182 FB P Evra    MU  5.2  50
288 CB G Caldwell       WIG 3.2   0  v  230 CB G Cahill  BOL 3.5  11
247 CB V Kompany         MC 4.5  53  v  237 CB P Jagiel  EVE 3.9  25
586 MF J Mata           CHE 4.8  11  v  374 MF D Silva   MC  4.9  24
452 MF R Van der Vaart  TOT 5.8  45  v  298 MF S Nasri   ARS 5.2  35
350 MF C Dempsey        FUL 4.4  60  v  453 MF C Brunt   WBA 4.2  20


One of you will be taking home the 1975 All Stars Football Book. One of you, the Anthems.  


The rest, you leave with nothing.


*ginger wink*



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.1 23 484
 2 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.9 22 477
 3 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.4 24 442
 4 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.7  1 433
 5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        53.8 29 432
 6 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      53.6 30 412
 7 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8 23 409
 8 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          55.0 13 394
 9 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 21 389
10 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7  6 387

11 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 27 383
12 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 15 382
13 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8 28 381
14 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  6 353
15 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 20 346
16 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 11 345
17 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 11 344
17 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  5 344
19 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4 10 343
20 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 21 337
21 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 14 335
22 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3  5 331
23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 19 319
24 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0 11 318
25 Irishpool              Mike Smears         53.1 26 317
26 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 11 302
27 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 16 298
28 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  3 296
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 11 296
30 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 13 282
31 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  9 264
32 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9 12 262
33 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  2 254
33 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  1 254
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5 18 238




                          Week's Average Points        14
                          Total Average Points        348
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