Week 34: 400 Points

Smasher, caressing his way to the tip I mean top

It's taken some weeks of jiggery pokery in the transfer market but Inter Milandrover have finally managed to pinch, poach and caress the number one spot from Norma Snockers.  Could it be this year, THIS YEAR, that the ever-present, under-rewarded Inter Milandrover nick the title in the last few weeks?

Well, clearly we can't actually answer that question until the season finishes but it wasted an opening paragraph that upstaged the real news which is that Alun Edwards has ONCE AGAIN become Manager of the Week!  His Tigers notched up 19 points.  MORE than any other team.

I don't know what this unnecessary capitalisation is all about either.

SO, to the cup.

TO THE CUP! [better]

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OFFL Cup Third Round
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Quarter Finals, Wk35


      BM Mingmongs v Stay Poyet Stay!
Chi'Knees Czechers v Shamone Muddy Funksters
Lashings of Cheese v Phillham
   Double's United v Radnorshire Tigers
 
Interesting to see that the two Czech boys are still in the [egg] hunt.  And they'd do a better job of it for a cheaper price and be happier for it too, I can tell you.

Also interesting to note that you will have no time to make any transfers for this round.  That was generous of the Chairman, wasn't it?




T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             52.8 18 405
 2 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 10 402
 3 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.4 17 376
 4 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.7 19 354
 5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        53.8 11 350
 6 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7  2 340
 7 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8  9 331
 8 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 11 328
 9 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      53.6 16 325
10 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 -1 322

11 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          55.0  6 319
12 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  6 315
13 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 11 314
14 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8  0 307
15 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 15 306
16 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 14 301
17 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 11 298
18 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3 10 295
19 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  6 293
20 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 15 284
21 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4 14 282
22 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  1 280
23 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 11 262
24 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 -1 260
25 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 11 259
26 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  2 256
27 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.0 12 251
28 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  5 250
29 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 13 233
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  5 232
31 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  9 231
32 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  9 221
33 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0 13 212
34 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9  9 205
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  0 189




                          Week's Average Points         9
                          Total Average Points        291