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| I really wish I hadn't put "Moobs" into Google |
Well looky here... A chappy hands in his transfer request and immediately becomes Manager of the Week. A collective retch can be heard up and down the OFFL landscape.
Jon King, Manager of the Week, 20 points. For his Moobs.
And now it's time for...
[Unexpected Fanfare]
The OFFL CUP 2012
Thanks to last year's Cup winner, Craig McHugh, a donation of a Cup Winners Prize landed on Our Chairman's desk earlier in the season. And like last season there's a runners up prize too.
First Prize: AllStars Football Book from 1975, intro by Colin Todd
Second Prize: a CD of popular Football anthems
You've got to be in it to win it of course, so just who is your team up against?
OFFL Cup First Round
To be played during Week 26.
The WWMC v Decimated Left Peg
Big Mally v Vonder Bramen
Double's United v Real Mannsdid
Chi'Knees Czechers v Sheep City
Woolyback Town AFC v Irishpool
Real McDrid v Stay Poyet Stay!
Poyekhali v Wardy's Wanderers
All Hail The Chairman v Phillham
Freddie's Dreamers v Shivam's Sneakers
Moreton United v Upmintster United
Moanchester v Norma Snockers FC
Radnorshire Tigers v ADFC
Shamone Muddy Funksters v RS T-Boy
Pathetic Athletic v It's A Snickers v Lashings of Cheese
Johnny's Heroes v BM Mingmongs v Moobchester United
Livercoolio v Pompey Puss v Inter Milandrover
So, get your transfers in.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Norma Snockers FC Sarah Bingham 54.7 12 260
2 ADFC Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 14 236
3 Sheep City Martyn Field 54.5 13 229
4 Chi'Knees Czechers Jirka Opatrny 55.0 4 226
5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton 55.0 9 216
6 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.8 9 214
7 BM Mingmongs Neil McConaghy 54.7 3 211
8 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.2 4 209
9 Decimated Left Peg Neil Jukes 55.0 3 207
11 All Hail The Chairman Rob Ivison 53.6 6 203
11 Big Mally Malcolm Pratt 54.7 7 203
13 Stay Poyet Stay! Nick Reed 52.2 4 199
14 Moreton United Edgar Rayner 54.2 9 191
14 Johnny's Heroes Sarah-Jane John 54.6 2 191
16 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 53.3 12 190
17 Lashings of Cheese Chris Walsh 54.9 14 188
18 Poyekhali Lester Clark 55.0 9 186
19 Shivam's Sneakers Shivam Mehta 54.9 5 181
20 Moobchester United Jon King 52.4 20 180
21 RS T-Boy Rick Beecroft 55.0 12 178
22 Real McDrid Craig McHugh 55.0 4 177
23 Double's United Rachel Jones 54.8 3 176
24 Phillham Filip Vejdovský 54.8 2 167
24 Woolyback Town AFC Guy Harewood 54.9 5 167
26 The WWMC Steve Tierney 54.2 6 166
27 Freddie's Dreamers Francis Fox 55.0 1 158
28 Vonder Bramen Alan Betteridge 49.5 7 154
29 Irishpool Mike Smears 55.0 12 148
30 Pathetic Athletic Mark Weavers 53.7 5 143
31 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.8 3 127
32 Real Mannsdid Dan Manns 55.0 2 126
33 Moanchester Alex Blundell 54.8 8 122
34 Pompey Puss Lionel Larking 55.0 -1 115
35 Wardy's Wanderers Gavin Ward 54.5 3 107
Week's Average Points 6
Total Average Points 181
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