Week 20: Three Managers. Again.

Kevin Keegan in this year's OFFL Cup Prize

Another week with three claimants to the highly coveted Manager of the Week certificate. Many of you out there will be exasperated to learn that it STILL isn't your turn to be certified when you find out that the high scoring managers this week are Norma Snockers FC, Chi'Knees Czechers and BM Mingmongs. Meaning Sarah BingBong, Jirka O'Pat-Knee and Neil McConaghy have all steered their teams to 24pts.

Massive.

The OFFL HQ have refused to comment on the scandalous rumours, aimed at the current league leading manager Sarah Bingham, of 'child abuse' with the presentation of a potato. According to reports the child, Amelia, claimed that she "did be good". Officials are analysing the video evidence presented here...

 

OFFL Cup coming soon.
 
T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 24 229
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 17 208
 3 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 24 204
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 20 203
 5 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 13 199
 6 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 16 197
 7 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 24 196
 8 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 22 195
 9 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 19 194
10 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 15 191
11 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6 19 190
12 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 14 178
13 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2 10 176
14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6  6 172
15 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  9 171
16 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 20 170
16 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 13 170
18 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 16 166
19 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 20 165
19 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 11 165
21 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 17 161
22 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8 10 160
22 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0 13 160
24 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 11 158
25 Moobchester United     Jon King            53.5  7 152
26 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 19 149
27 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 10 143
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  8 140
29 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 15 126
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 12 125
31 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  9 116
32 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  4 113
33 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8 14 111
34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  4 100
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  8  84


                          Week's Average Points        14
                          Total Average Points        163