Week 20: Three Managers. Again.

Kevin Keegan in this year's OFFL Cup Prize

Another week with three claimants to the highly coveted Manager of the Week certificate. Many of you out there will be exasperated to learn that it STILL isn't your turn to be certified when you find out that the high scoring managers this week are Norma Snockers FC, Chi'Knees Czechers and BM Mingmongs. Meaning Sarah BingBong, Jirka O'Pat-Knee and Neil McConaghy have all steered their teams to 24pts.

Massive.

The OFFL HQ have refused to comment on the scandalous rumours, aimed at the current league leading manager Sarah Bingham, of 'child abuse' with the presentation of a potato. According to reports the child, Amelia, claimed that she "did be good". Officials are analysing the video evidence presented here...

 

OFFL Cup coming soon.
 
T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 24 229
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 17 208
 3 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 24 204
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 20 203
 5 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 13 199
 6 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 16 197
 7 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 24 196
 8 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 22 195
 9 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 19 194
10 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 15 191

Week 19: Three Managers

I know, Gary... THREE managers of the week.

There are three managers who have to share the Manager of the Week certificate this week. Yes. I said three.

What was that? Who are they? Of course. They are Dave Clayton, Rachel Jones and Alun Edwards. Their Shamone Muddy Funksters, Double's United and Radnorshire Tigers respectively all nip off with 22 points each.

Impressive, huh?

How's Wardy's Wanderers getting on?... ah.

We can see you, Edgar Rayner.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 14 205
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0  6 191
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 15 186
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 19 183
 5 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 18 181
 6 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 14 180
 7 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  7 176
 8 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 22 175
 9 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0  6 173
10 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 18 172

Week 18: Ward's withering

Thanks to some expertly executed transfers, Rick Beecroft is this week's Manager of the Week. His RS T-Boys notched up an impressive 21 points.

And everyone look at Gavin Ward's Wardy's Wanderers. Fallen three places to the very bottom of the pile. By scoring nothing. NOTHING. You ARE your score.







T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 20 191
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 17 185
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 12 171
 4 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 10 169
 5 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 14 167
 6 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 13 166
 7 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 12 164
 8 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 11 163
 9 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  8 159
10 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7  9 154

Week 17: Jirka

Manager of the Week for Week 17 is Jirka Opatrny. And while you try and re-read that name without moving your lips, congratulate 'George' on him steering his Chi'Knees Czechers to a haul of 24 points. Making his team the biggest movers, up seven places into fifth.




 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 18 171
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 22 168
 3 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 19 159
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 23 159
 5 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 24 153
 5 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 14 153
 7 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 13 152
 7 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  9 152
 9 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 19 151
10 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 19 145