Week 30: OFFL Draw made

Fat Mal's Malcademicals fall to their lowest position of the season! Third. Most managers would dream of rising to that height for at least one week. Is this the start of an uncontrollable descent into mid-table mediocrity? Probably not, but it's nice to entertain the situation for a few moments of schadenfreude.

Meanwhile, Managers of the Week are Jonathan King and Tom Vamos as their respective Moobchester United and West Vam notch up 16 points each. They still lie bottom of the table however, but they are both rapidly catching Minty Colquhoun's Mintal Disorder in twenty-eighth.

Inevitability.

Now, everyone look at Gavin Ward. Everyone stare at him. Minus 4.

OFFL Cup
Knockout, Round 3, Quarter Finals
To be played in Week 34



         Sheep City  v  Woolyback Town AFC
        Pompey Puss  v  Salad Dodgers
        Real Mcdrid  v  Moobchester United
   Stay Poyet Stay!  v  RS T-Boy